[High Praise! to jw]

2014 Ford “Bacon-Wrapped” Fiesta
Bacon’s popularity has skyrocketed in recent years, transcending its humble breakfast table beginnings to become the Johnny Cash of cured meats. So it’s only fitting that for International Bacon Day, Ford is offering driver’s a chance to let the world know how they roll by serving up a “Bacon-Wrapped” Fiesta. The exclusive vinyl wraps produced by Ford Custom Graphics for the 2014 Fiesta range from racing strips — er, stripes — and a “side of bacon” around the rear wheels, all the way up to a deluxe bacon wrap consisting of 10 rashers of mouth-watering bacon for $3347 plus installation.
Now I *would* give High Praise! to Popular Mechanics, except they did that annoying thing where you have to click 10 times to see all the pictures in this article on bacon-related products. You can sort of avoid that by clicking on “View Thumbnails” below the picture.

i was sure you’d like this one best:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/gadgets/reviews/better-with-bacon-10-products-for-the-bacon-lover?#slide-6
🙂
@1 – Nah, my whiskers is already so awesome that bacon wants to try to smell more like my beard.
I was going to say that you have very good tastes in cars, jw, until I saw the nasal green front end and realized it was a Ford.
@3 – I didn’t like the color of the car at all, either, but… well… BACON!