[High Praise! to ThinkGeek.com]
It is said that bacon is the perfect food; rich in protein, it builds strong muscles and that salty sweet and savory combination is like ambrosia mixed with heaven with just a dash of bliss. Bacon is life. It is known, Khaleesi. It is known.
We’ve managed to work bacon into as many products in an attempt to make them better, and until someone is able to inject bacon into bacon itself, the confluence of which will undoubtedly cause the abandonment of all lesser foods forever, we still have work to do. Delicious smokey work.
So why not welcome your guests to your home with the gift of bacon on their feet? I know it sounds weird, but when you see how beautiful this rendered doormat looks, you’ll salivate with desire.
I wonder if they make prayer mats.
What a GREAT way to keep suicide bombers out of your home!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Get your stinky feet off the bacon!!!!!!!1!!
That sucker should be wall art, not a doormat.
this just seems wrong in so many ways…then on the other hand….
it definitely isn’t gadsden bacon. gdft
Curled Up Bacon Instead of a Snake? I Love It! Bacon to jw!
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Nothing says “Welcome” like Bacon.
If you visit me on a weekend morning, I will greet you with bacon on a plate ready to eat – while standing up. Real bacon – with good coffee and pastries.
Then, I’ll put you to work!
For your marbeled floor.
“Don’t tread on me!” ~ Bacon