[High Praise! (and Bacon!) to Anonymiss of Nuking Politics]
Apparently there’s a TV show called “The United States of Bacon“, where some fat guy with a camera crew goes around the country chowing on piggy goodness.
Why did no one tell me this before now?
[High Praise! to Marc]
Time to riot in San Francisco like you just saw a bad YouTube video:
Bacon Restaurant Shut Down For Smelling Like Bacon
A San Francisco bacon restaurant, fittingly called “Bacon Bacon,” was forced to shut its door on Friday after neighbors complained that the “porcine aroma” wafting from the establishment was too strong…
[High Praise! to ThinkGeek.com]
Shave like a man. Like a manly, baconly man!
There is a secret code amongst all men that consists of three B’s. Each of these B’s symbolizes one facet of what men consider manly: Bacon, Beards, and Boyz II Men. Some say the last B is Backstreet Boys, but we say that makes 4 B’s and ruins everything. The three B’s of Manliness require daily completion so that an individual may leave his home at his peak manliness. This can be easily completed with breakfast, a shave, and “On Bended Knee.” But, if you don’t have the time for three things, may we suggest consolidating the first two with Bacon Shaving Cream.
Just like the ladies sneaking in blue Chucks on their wedding day for something blue, Bacon Shaving Cream removes the necessity for breakfast and frees up more time to beat rush hour traffic. Or, it lets you listen to a second track from the hit album “II”. Every man needs the three B’s and some days there just isn’t enough time. So, consolidate like a man.
Huh… I always thought the 3rd B of manliness was “Bieber“…
[CAUTION: Link above contains gratuitous cinematic violence]
[High Praise! to Anonymiss of Nuking Politics]
Not a taco with bacon in it, a taco MADE OUT OF BACON!:
[High Praise! to seanmahair, Oppo, RAML, springeraz, Basil and Doug – all of whom alerted me to this story]
A 105-year-old Texas woman has earned a place in almost all headlines by revealing the most unlikely secret to her long life.
Strangely, her key to longevity is bacon. Yes, you read it right; 105-year-old Pearl Cantrell loves to eat bacon and feasts on it almost every day. Her story, for sure, will be a subject of research for most health scientists.
Pearl Cantrell, who’s mostly referred to as the ‘105-year-old bacon woman’, said in an interview with a local NBC station, “I love bacon and I eat it everyday. I don’t feel as old as I am, that’s all I can say.”
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #1,975)
So, since bacon is the key to immortality, am I the only one thinking they should re-do “Highlander” with bacon in place of swords?
In the comments to a recent post, T Rich [High Praise!] said:
As Bill Whittle rightly reminds us, we are “the remnant” and there are more of us than we know about. We come together in places like this much like the early Christians did in the catacombs. We bolster each other’s spirits and fuel each other’s flame for freedom.
Which made me recall that early Christians used to covertly signal to each other with the Fish symbol.
So… what symbol should the last of America’s freedom-lovers (or, if we’re fortunate, the first of their return) use to covertly signal to each other?
Yours in the comments, please.
[High Praise! to Les of Brick Moon]
“Look into the heart of darkness of this pitch black beauty. Take in the sweet caramel and roasted malty notes on the nose with a suggestion of the bacon goodness within. This full-bodied, rich and creamy oatmeal stout trots out a bold, unbridled taste that comes from a unique infusion of local Ottawa Valley heritage-raised ‘Pork of Yore’ fine bacon.”
Over 13kg of bacon was used for every 780 litre batch brewed — and was fried up personally by the owners of the brewery.
Unfortunately, only available in the Ottawa area.
In America, try Rogue’s Bacon Maple Ale, which can actually be shipped to you (except for Utah, Massachusetts, Texas and North Dakota).
Wait…
Texas has a law against mail-order beer?
What the…?
Other scents include:
* Baseball glove
* Bonfire
* Cash
* Urinal mint
and many more.
Not yet available:
* Glenlivet 21
[High Praise! to Think Geek]
If you want to make a food product even more desirable, there is one thing you can do. You can wrap it in bacon. Shrimp, pork, human – everything tastes better when wrapped in bacon. So, why not apply this principle to gifts you bestow? Now you can, with Bacon Wrapping Paper.
Wrapping presents in Bacon Wrapping Paper isn’t just fun for you. It will let the giftee know how much you really care about them. Think of that, then, as you send your off your package waving. Snail mail gifts are still the bestest, and even better when wrapped in Bacon Wrapping Paper. Save the real bacon for yourself!
