He can’t be king of bacon. He’s king of scrapple (you know the stuff that falls out on the floor that they gather up, put through a grinder stuff it into a block and call it food- it’s sort of quasi-food or faux-food). He’s a faux republican.
At Jewel Cave near Custer, SD, on the scenic tour ($8 for adults, $4 for kids – – beyond worth it) one of the calcite formations looks so much like a slice of bacon I could almost smell it, 300+ feet underground. My pics didn’t turn out but here’s one from the web:
Bacon doesn’t need a king. It is king all on its own.
What a terrible thing to do to bacon, even photoshopped bacon!
This suggest there’s a Game of Bacon? Where “You Win Or You Die, But It’s Not A Bad Way To Die.”
He can’t be king of bacon. He’s king of scrapple (you know the stuff that falls out on the floor that they gather up, put through a grinder stuff it into a block and call it food- it’s sort of quasi-food or faux-food). He’s a faux republican.
CAVE BACON ON VACATION:
At Jewel Cave near Custer, SD, on the scenic tour ($8 for adults, $4 for kids – – beyond worth it) one of the calcite formations looks so much like a slice of bacon I could almost smell it, 300+ feet underground. My pics didn’t turn out but here’s one from the web:
http://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g60865-d143180-i46443530-Jewel_Cave_National_Monument-Custer_South_Dakota.html
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