Wisdom of the Day: Iguana 51 Best Counterfeit Temple

Area 51 Declassified

So the CIA has declassified Area 51, but it ends up there were no aliens there. It simply got its names because that was where they store the 51 least popular of the 57 Heinz varieties. The only other thing they work on there is a mind control ray — but not like a cool one that can make people do stuff but instead all it does is create disinterest in whatever the government wants us to stop worrying about.

I’m already bored of this topic. Let’s talk about something else. So Plants vs. Zombies 2 is out and it’s now a freeium game. Not sure I’m liking that. What say you?

So Are We Going to Totally Ruin First Woman President Like We Did First Black President?

So there’s the NBC and CNN movies about Hillary, but CBS is trying to go for something a little more subtle: a drama about a female Secretary of State. And somehow I doubt the woman portrayed will be easily mistaken for Condi.

Wow, people are really working overtime to prop up Hillary. I mean, we’re going to have two movies and a TV show about someone who hasn’t ever actually done anything. Can you name one Hillary accomplishment? Other than marrying someone who would one day be president and standing by him no matter how awful he was?

I mean, are we supposed to pretend that we would even have heard of Hillary if she weren’t married to a president? Do we have to be polite about this and act like Hillary’s own accomplishments have anything to do with where she is now in politics?

I say no. Instead of electing a black president on the merits, we got an unaccomplished, useless twerp who was elected just for being black, and now first black president is ruined forever. Do we want first woman president similarly ruined by electing a woman who’s only accomplishment was being a doormat for her ambitious, scumbag husband? What will that say to my daughter, Buttercup? “You too can one day be president — if you marry right and keep your mouth shut!”

FOX should do a show about Hillary too, but they should bring back their infamous Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire — but instead it will be Who Wants to Marry a Rising Politician. Hey, do it right girls, and you too might one day be president!

Tech Toys: Chromecast (Part 3)

GoogleChromecastI’ve written about the Google Chromecast before. Actually, I’ve written about it a couple of times. My impression of it has gone from “Well, isn’t that cute” to “This is a decent device.”

If you already have an Internet streaming solution for your TV, it doesn’t bring a lot to the table, but it brings some stuff.

If you have a Mac (mid-2011 or later) and an Apple TV, it brings nothing. But, if you have a Windows computer (most do), this helps you send content from your browser to your TV screen. For instance, sister-in-law and nephew really like Breaking Bad. They also recently dropped satellite service. The only way to watch the new season of Breaking Bad would be to buy it from Amazon or watch it on the computer. That means huddling around the computer (which is what they did) or running a cable from the computer to the TV.

Or, use a Google Chromecast device.

This isn’t new; I covered a lot of this before. I also mentioned that it could replace my Xbox 360 (which I only use for ESPN3 content) … and it has; I’ve already boxed up the Xbox.

So, what’s new? Well, I did some research into how useful the Chromecast would be for watching TV. Say you don’t have any streaming device: no Roku, no Apple TV, no Xbox 360 (with Live Gold account).

Say you’re looking to drop cable or satellite, and wondered if the Google Chromecast is a streaming option. (Keep in mind, you have to use your smartphone, tablet, or computer to control it.)

Well, here’s the answer: Maybe.

I looked at the top 10 shows for both broadcast and cable for the last week. I used Nielsen’s latest ratings. The top 10 shows were:

Broadcast

  1. Under The Dome (CBS)
  2. America’s Got Talent (Wed) (NBC)
  3. The Bachelorette (ABC)
  4. 60 Minutes (CBS)
  5. America’s Got Talent (Tue) (NBC)
  6. The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose (ABC)
  7. NCIS (CBS)
  8. Unforgettable (CBS)
  9. The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
  10. Big Brother (CBS)

Cable

  1. Rizzoli & Isles (TNT)
  2. Breaking Bad (AMC)
  3. Major Crimes (TNT)
  4. Pawn Stars (HIST)
  5. Pawn Stars (HIST)
  6. NASCAR Sprint Cup (ESPN)
  7. WWE Raw (USA)
  8. Love & Hip Hop Atlanta (VH1)
  9. WWE Raw (USA)
  10. American Pickers (HIST)

How did Chromecast fare? Better on broadcast than cable. The only top 10 broadcast show that you couldn’t stream was #1 Under The Dome. If you authenticated with a cable/satellite provider, you could watch it, but for a cable/satellite replacement, the Google Chromecast won’t handle that show. Yes, if you have an Amazon Prime subscription, you can watch it on your computer, but you can’t stream Amazon content to the Google Chromecast unless you have Silverlight disabled. You see, Amazon uses Silverlight by default, but if that’s disabled, will fallback to Flash, which can be streamed via Chromecast. Most other stuff will stream to Chromecast.

For the cable shows, all of the TNT content require authentication with a provider. One of the History Channel shows — American Pickers — did, but one — Pawn Stars — didn’t. The WWE wrestling show on USA is only available via Hulu Plus. Yes, you can stream Hulu Plus (as well as the free Hulu stuff) to Chromecast. So, this content a mixed bag. You don’t need cable, but you need a different subscription service. Kinda like Under The Dome required.

The ESPN show is a live sports event, and I don’t know if it was available live. Probably not, unless authenticated. Anything that airs on ESPN, ESPN2, or ESPNU will require authentication. ESPN3-only content works fine, as long as you remember to open the content in a tab and not a pop-up window. Live sports is one of the drawbacks to the Internet streaming TV setup; you don’t get much live sports.

The rest of the top 10 cable shows all played from legal, free online content Websites. So, mixed bag using Google Chromecast as a cable/satellite replacement. As a supplement, it’s great. Or, for me, as a supplement to Roku & Apple TV, it works fine.

Why do I focus so much on this kinda stuff? I like it. A lot. And, it’s saving me some money. If you’re looking at ways to save some money by eliminating or lowering a bill, TV is a way to do that. Xbox, Apple TV, Roku, and Chromecast are some ways I’ve tried. They all work to varying degrees. Nothing is a full cable replacement. But, for the money I’m saving monthly, what I lose is worth the trade-off.

Random Thoughts: Tax Benefits, Hillary, and Deals

If the rich are going to pay more taxes, maybe they should get extra benefits. Like a free pass to punch one politician in the face.

Hillary should easily get the presidency with her even longer history of non-accomplishments than Obama.

Wow, Groupon, how do you keep finding these great deals?

Wait, shouldn’t it be Madden ’13 now? Does Madden 25 take place in the future?