Area 51 Declassified

So the CIA has declassified Area 51, but it ends up there were no aliens there. It simply got its names because that was where they store the 51 least popular of the 57 Heinz varieties. The only other thing they work on there is a mind control ray — but not like a cool one that can make people do stuff but instead all it does is create disinterest in whatever the government wants us to stop worrying about.

I’m already bored of this topic. Let’s talk about something else. So Plants vs. Zombies 2 is out and it’s now a freeium game. Not sure I’m liking that. What say you?

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  1. Plants vs. Zombies 2 is out and it’s now a freemium game. Not sure I’m liking that. What say you?

    If I told you what I thought of that I would be arrested for making terroristic threats. Those b@stards!

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