Bet Obamacare Covers This

[High Praise! to Technabob]

Anyone else creeped out by the possibilities of this little gadget?

A sensor embedded in a tooth could one day tell doctors when people have defied medical advice to give up smoking or eat less. Built into a tiny circuit board that fits in a tooth cavity, the sensor includes an accelerometer that sends data on mouth motion to a smartphone.

Machine learning software is taught to recognise each telltale jaw motion pattern, then works out how much of the time the patient is chewing, drinking, speaking, coughing or smoking.

Wisdom of the Day: Horse Wire Rebuttal Gun

Tour of Duty: Stories and Provocations

Friend of IMAO, Michael Z. Williamson, has a new book out now — Tour of Duty: Stories and Provocations — containing several stories from his Freehold universe, stories written for the Valdemar universe, stories inspired by his last deployment, some humorous essays on firearms, and some political commentary — so lots of stuff in one nice book.

Also, his novel Freehold — the first novel of his Freehold universe — is going to be out for the first time in hardcover, and it will be signed and limited edition. I prefer Kindle books for reading, but you can’t sign those — I guess except with some sort of RSA private key. But that’s not the same thing.

You’ve Been Judged!

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “MLB Commissioner Bud Selig Wants to Punish 9 Players for Drug Use. If Obama Were in Charge of Baseball…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

Obama Warned Us – It’s Over

When it comes to the war in Iraq, the time for promises and assurances, for waiting and patience is over. Too many lives have been lost and too many billions have been spent for us to trust the President on another tried-and-failed policy, opposed by generals and experts, opposed by Democrats and Republicans, opposed by Americans and even the Iraqis themselves. It is time to change our policy. It is time to give Iraqis their country back, and it is time to refocus America’s effort on the wider struggle against terror yet to be won.

BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jan. 19, 2007

“Notice I didn’t specify which side I want to win that struggle.”

Comedians Finally Going After Obama

Study shows that late-night comedians are finally starting to target Obama and the Democrats more for jokes than Republicans. So, after nearly five years of the Democrats spectacularly failing at everything, comedians are starting to say, “Hmm… maybe there is some material there.”

I know what you’re asking: Will IMAO finally start making fun of Obama now instead of just the Republicans (or, as I like to call them, the “Re-dumb-licans”)? I don’t know. I’ll have to run that by Harvey.

Well, I guess I can try one Obama joke right now.

Q. How many Obamas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Communism.

Eh. I’ll try again.

Obama, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What will you have?”
And Obama says, “I will have a beer.”
And Reid says, “I will also have a beer.”
And Pelosi says, “I’m the designated driver. I will have a Sprite.”
And… I don’t really know where I’m going with this.

So this is harder than I thought. I’ll keep working on it; I’m sure there are some good Obama and Democrat jokes out there.

Until then, here’s some of my regular political humor:

“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Republican.”
“Republican who?”
“Shut up, minority!”

Heh. That’s classic.

Random Thoughts: Economy, Pro-Women Democrats, and Dr. Who

Yay, people giving up looking for work; you make this economy look not quite as awful.

I have this million dollar idea but you have to promise to send me a million before you hear it. Promise? Okay: Google Hat.

For the woman Obama is considering for Fed chair, what is her opinion on the difficulty of math class?

I hope my ignoring my children most of the time will help them learn to be more interesting.

Sequel Idea: 2 Guns and a Baby

“I consider myself a moderate.” #ThingsYouMightHearALiberalSay

When going to meet with pro-women, Democrat politicians, don’t forget your rape whistle.

The MSM is absolutely useless in holding Democrats accountable. They’re more like a weight we have to drag along while doing it ourselves.

It’s 2013, remote control-maker for Dish; how do you not know that the volume buttons should be the largest ones on the remote?

High concept film idea: Sherlock Holmes vs Sharknado.

I don’t know what “high concept” means.

Don’t you mean modified to NOT fit my screen?

Wow, the ending of BioShock Infinite was a bit of a gut punch.

As nerdy as I am, I’m kinda glad all this Dr. Who stuff goes over my head.

Only seen 2 Dr. Who episodes: the first episode of the newer Dr. Whos (not very good) and Blink (excellent).