Yay, people giving up looking for work; you make this economy look not quite as awful.
I have this million dollar idea but you have to promise to send me a million before you hear it. Promise? Okay: Google Hat.
For the woman Obama is considering for Fed chair, what is her opinion on the difficulty of math class?
I hope my ignoring my children most of the time will help them learn to be more interesting.
Sequel Idea: 2 Guns and a Baby
“I consider myself a moderate.” #ThingsYouMightHearALiberalSay
When going to meet with pro-women, Democrat politicians, don’t forget your rape whistle.
The MSM is absolutely useless in holding Democrats accountable. They’re more like a weight we have to drag along while doing it ourselves.
It’s 2013, remote control-maker for Dish; how do you not know that the volume buttons should be the largest ones on the remote?
High concept film idea: Sherlock Holmes vs Sharknado.
I don’t know what “high concept” means.
Don’t you mean modified to NOT fit my screen?
Wow, the ending of BioShock Infinite
was a bit of a gut punch.
As nerdy as I am, I’m kinda glad all this Dr. Who stuff goes over my head.
Only seen 2 Dr. Who episodes: the first episode of the newer Dr. Whos (not very good) and Blink (excellent).