Tourists in France were warned to be on the lookout for a pack of feral cats that were attacking people.
Easy fix: tax them 75%. It sure got the millionaires out of the country.
Tourists in France were warned to be on the lookout for a pack of feral cats that were attacking people.
Easy fix: tax them 75%. It sure got the millionaires out of the country.
I know who’s going to have a choice comment!
(P.S.: will the fact that they’re French make this a “chat” thread?)
“What ‘appened?”
“Je ne sais. Paws.”
Authorities have released a composite sketch of the ringleader.
In six months they’re going to have cat scratch fevrier.
The army agreed to an unconditional surrender. It is reported, however, that cats are allowing officers are being allowed to keep their perfumes.
“Allons enfants de la pet risqué . . . ”
– the Mouseillaise.
So…liberals run wild in Detroit, tax-and-spending the productive people out, and the city is left abandoned and is roamed by packs of feral dogs. The same thing happens in France, except instead of dogs, they are overrun with cranky pussies!