Study shows that late-night comedians are finally starting to target Obama and the Democrats more for jokes than Republicans. So, after nearly five years of the Democrats spectacularly failing at everything, comedians are starting to say, “Hmm… maybe there is some material there.”
I know what you’re asking: Will IMAO finally start making fun of Obama now instead of just the Republicans (or, as I like to call them, the “Re-dumb-licans”)? I don’t know. I’ll have to run that by Harvey.
Well, I guess I can try one Obama joke right now.
Q. How many Obamas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Communism.
Eh. I’ll try again.
Obama, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What will you have?”
And Obama says, “I will have a beer.”
And Reid says, “I will also have a beer.”
And Pelosi says, “I’m the designated driver. I will have a Sprite.”
And… I don’t really know where I’m going with this.
So this is harder than I thought. I’ll keep working on it; I’m sure there are some good Obama and Democrat jokes out there.
Until then, here’s some of my regular political humor:
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Republican.”
“Republican who?”
“Shut up, minority!”
Heh. That’s classic.
Pelosi will have a Sprite, an Imp and a Munchkin with a side order of baby souls.
Q. How many Obamas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Not gonna happen. But throw in a Reggie Love and you got a party!
Pelosi: “I’ll have a Sprite; I’m the designated driver. I don’t touch the stuff.”
Bartender: “That’s quite a stretch.”
Get it? Because plastic surgery.
I’ll show myself out.
Frank, I’m going to have to say “no” on the Obama jokes. You spent six years writing “In My World” posts about that dumb cowboy Bush, and I see no reason to change now.
Stick with what works.
Heh. Harvey said “Bush.”
Why did the Republican cross the road?
He was trying to bring back Jim Crow laws, because crow…chicken…?
If you don’t get it, you’re probably a Koch brother.
“Republican who?”
“WAR ON WYMYN!!11!!”
Obama, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BAR!”
If Bush was a dumb cowboy, what is Obama?
Ans: One of those evil doers that the dumb cowboy kept talking about.
Hey! I solved politics!