From the Outlaw Soaps website – here’s the description of their “Unicorn Poop Soap”:
SMELL LIKE A FECAL RAINBOW!!!!!!!
Unicorn poop is HEWN FROM SOLID RAINBOWS and AN ASTONISHING ARRAY OF DELIGHTFUL SCENTS to bring glee to even the most soap-averse humans!
They’ve got dozens of different soaps for normal people, too, including BACON!
Considering how awash the country has been in unicorn poop since 2008, I’m surprised it took so long.