Archive of entries posted on 15th September 2010

If Only

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From Judicial Watch (emphasis mine):

On the heels of a scathing report exposing incessant waste in President Obama’s scandal-plagued economic stimulus, a news agency reveals that nearly $1 million in recovery funds have gone to a genitalia-washing program for uncircumcised African men.

If this seems like an inconceivable prank, just take a look at the public university study that received $823,200 in stimulus cash to encourage Africans to undergo voluntary HIV testing and counseling. Specifically, the taxpayer dollars will be used to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.

Which, of course, begs the question: Did Barack’s Kenya-dad wash up after nailing the Obama-mom?

It also promotes the pondering: Don’t you wish Kenya-dad had washed up INSTEAD of nailing the Obama-mom on that fateful night in December of 1960?

Random Thoughts

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So was it because of Bill Clinton the tradition was started of each president getting a new Oval Office rug?

All the Justices who couldn’t find an individual right to gun ownership in the Constitution really have no place in the Supreme Court.

The conduct of the two GOP candidates in Delaware has been very upsetting. As a result, I will back whoever doesn’t win.

I think funniest result of the Delaware race would be Castle getting nominated and then getting crushed by Coons.

So did anyone do the “Dinner’s on me” joke about Lady Gaga’s meat dress, because that seems mandatory.

So is Mark Levin starting to go all Debbie Schlussel?

The left doesn’t have a monopoly on argument styles that immediately turn off large swaths of people.

I should say, since being a Senator just involves voting right and looking pretty, I’m sure O’Donnell will do an okay job.

This really seems like a lot of conflict over a job I seriously could teach a dog to do most of.

So while O’Donnell could be a nut, you can’t say she’s too inexperienced to be a Senator. There’s no such thing. For pete’s sake, Obama almost did that job.

I don’t get angry sounding singers. You’re making tons of money doing what’s a hobby for most people. Be happier.

So has enough results come in yet for conservatives to know exactly in what way they’re screwed in Delaware?

For a couple days now, I’ve been trying to think of some pun off of like “hyper-aware” and “Delaware”, but can’t put it together.

I’ll try anyway: “The GOP isn’t only aware of conservative anger, it’s DELaware.”

You want to be as awesome as me, but you can’t. So focus on something obtainable, like being king of France.

Well, Al Franken won a Senate seat. Don’t see why O’Donnell can’t.

So who is this Coons? His name makes me uneasy.

Frankly, I’d prefer a crazy conservative over a rational RINO, but the general election is a bit of a hurdle.

So what’s with the NRSC announcement? Didn’t think enough people were hating them hard enough?

O’Donnell may be a nut with little chance of winning, but the NRSC is being a bunch of babies.

Everyone other than me is a stupid extremist and should shut up.