Nuke the News: Rubbishing Assumptions

* I mentioned Obama’s Chicago headquarters getting into gear yesterday, but Ace had a keen observation about it.

Look at this shot of the people working at the Obama HQ in Chicago:

Can you spot any minorities. I looked a while, and I could see one Asian girl but that’s it.

Well, maybe they couldn’t find any black Obama supporters. In Chicago.

But just because white liberals want to help minorities doesn’t mean they want to be around them. They like to help from afar in their nice white sanctuaries. So maybe the Obama HQ in Chicago is like white liberals’ own private Vermont.

* James O’Keefe has a video showing how easy it is for a white man to go in and get Eric Holder’s ballot when no photo ID is required. Eric Holder has previously said voter fraud is not a problem, so I guess he’s okay with people voting as him.

Though I’ve always understood when a liberal says that voter fraud isn’t a problem, he means it isn’t a problem in that it hurts the chances of Democrats winning. But it will when O’Keefe starts voting for all you liberals.

* They always talk about the gender gap as Republicans losing women, but they never talk about how Democrats have problems with men. It’s because they’re the feminine party for only the sissiest of men — that’s not my opinion; that’s Science!. Of course, there are lots of women in the Republican Party — but when women like masculine stuff like football and guns and being a Republican, that’s awesome. But when guys like feminine stuff like picking out drapes and makeup and being a Democrat, not so much.

* At the Easter Roll, the White House handed out basketballs with Obama’s face on them. You ever think that guy has a bit of an ego?

Strangely, none of the kids wanted to shoot a basket and just wanted to dribble, striking the ball over and over as hard as they could.

* Instagram was bought by Facebook for 1 billion dollars. Instagram lets you share photos and put filters on them to make them look old, which helps cover up the fact that you’re not a very good photographer (here’s my Instagram of Buttercup in a hoodie).

With the purchase of this little company for so much, some are wondering if we’re in a tech bubble again. You mean this great economy we’re in right now is resting on top of a bubble? Great.

* Wisdom of the Day from Bill Corbett:

How did everyone’s abs workout go today? I worked mine HARD, pushing ’em from the inside by ingesting lots of cake. Boooya!

* There’s a study in Britain that the left-wing are more likely to have liberal views. Look at this quote:

The research, carried out by thinktank Demos, rubbishes the assumption that faith groups tend to be more conservative.

All I have to say to that is that “rubbish” is a verb? How did we ever take the British seriously?

26 Comments

  1. Strangely, none of the kids wanted to shoot a basket and just wanted to dribble, striking the ball over and over as hard as they could.

    The children were immediately tackled by the Secret Service and arrested. The charges against the minority children were eventually dropped by the Justice Department, due to a standing directive by Eric Holder to never prosecute “his people”. The Hispanic children were given surplus assault weapons left over from Fast and Furious upon their release. The others are awaiting trial.

  2. Were there Joe Biden soccerballs to kick around? Moochelle Obama Sourballs?

    Obama is really more of a wiffleball than a basket ball. Lightweight, useless and curves hard to the left.

    If Hilary was president, there would be balls but she wouldn’t be passing them out. Brass balls in a jar by the door.

  3. “Can you spot any minorities. I looked a while, and I could see one Asian girl but that’s it.”

    More importantly, can you spot anyone in that picture that’s ever either paid taxes or had a job?

  4. There is a room full of what happens when stupid people are allowed to procreate.

    Can I get one of their names so I can send them bill for what the occupant has spent in my name.

    These are obviously kids that are a product of public schools.

    What are the chances of a meth lab in the bathroom?

  5. Polling data has shown Obama that his chances of keeping any unspent contributions to be 100%. (Minus the cost of the I Was Prez And All I Got Was A Billion Dollars And This Lousy T-Shirt t-shirt)

  6. Last time I looked Chicago’s population was >>>42%<<>>41%<<< white.

    “The Obama campaign announced today that in order to celebrate diversity , their entire Chicago team would consist of minorities from the area.”
    For once, they wouldn’t be lying.

    Problem solved

  7. Actually, I believe there are 2 Asian females. The second in is up and to the right of center: you can only see her head, and she’s wearing a hat. I THINK she’s Asian, but not 100% positive.

  8. That second “Asian” female is actually Mariko-LaTrina Dunklebreit, a Korean-Bahamian-Prussian Lesbian secular Jewish rabbi. She took up the Health Care For All cause after her Palestinian-Scottish Lifepartner suffered a gruesome skydiving accident and couldn’t afford the necessary maxillofacial reconstruction surgery. The benefit she organized featured Joan Jett, Alannis Morissette, and an obligatorily quirky comedy set from Ellen Degeneris.

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  10. Nevermind that the debate was over illegal immigration; if you like immigrants, then you lean to the left. Nevermind that the debate was over free birth control and whether the Catholic Church (and any other organization, for that matter) could be forced to hand out free birth control; if you think women have rights, then you lean to the left. Do I have that British study about right?

    “Forty one per cent of people who believe in a faith would place equality before freedom compared with just 36 per cent of those who are not religious.”

    Call me crazy, but this quote sounds like a majority of both the religious and the non-religious, are smart enough to realize that freedom is more important than equality.

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