SI Swimsuit Madness : Round 4 Matches 101 & 102 : Round 4 Matches 99 & 100 Results

Good morning everyone, the last matches are in the books and the new matches are ready for you. We continue on the losers brackets side of things.

Round 4 Match 99

Clair Bidez 106 Defeated Alex Morgan 97

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75 votes

Round 4 Match 100

Genevieve Morton 99 Defeated Hannah Ferguson 80

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75 votes

Round 4 Match 101

Irina Shayk vs Josephine Skriver

Irina Shayk

  • Round 1 Match 18 Defeated Jasmine Sanders 184-25
  • Round 2 Match 57 Lost to Hilary Rhoda 44-117
  • Round 3 Match 73 Defeated Maila Maneul 84-53

VS

Josephine Skriver

  • Round 1 Match 19 Defeated Jessia Aidi 150-35
  • Round 2 Match 58 Lost to Kate Upton 28-156
  • Round 3 Match 74 Defeated Mia Kang 95-40

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74 votes

Round 4 Match 102

Paige Spirananc vs Rose Bertram

Paige Spirananc

  • Round 1 Match 20 Lost to Paige Vanzant 79-146
  • Round 2 Match 43 Defeated Naomi Osaka 170-14
  • Round 3 Match 75 Defeated Kelsey Merritt 100-62

VS

Rose Bertram

  • Round 1 Match 31 Lost to Robyn Lawley 81-109
  • Round 2 Match 44 Defeated Saje Nicole 170-6
  • Round 3 Match 76 Defeated Leryn Franco 80-72

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78 votes


 


 


 

Sixteen Things We’re Totally Going To Help Walrus Move

Liquor cabinet

Ms. Inflatable Walrus

Those things that fell out of his liquor cabinet

Lego Raquel Welch

Intern Twister floor mat

Lego MaryAnn

Heavy safe containing all those IMAO residuals

Lego Raquel Welch again

Lamp shaped like a woman’s leg — wait: it IS a woman’s leg! What the . . . ?

Superman Edition #1. I’ll handle this.

15 years of back taxes. None of them meaningful.

13 “Magnum P.I.” VHS tapes.

No VHS player.

Rattan furniture. No, that’s not a typo.

“World’s Greatest Lover” giant coffee mug. (No memory associated with that)

Heather Locklear poster — in the TJ. Hooker era

mmmm….. Heather …..

Scooby Doo lunchbox (just to get this back to normal)

401-k paperwork. (Ditto)

Raquel cartoons.

Coffee.


 

Whatever, At This Point

Joe Biden’s glamorous niece, 33, has a string of offenses from drunk driving to ‘hitting a COP’… but has not been jailed
The Sun | 07/12/2020 | Mollie Mansfield

Joe Biden’s glamorous 33-year-old niece has a string of offenses, including drunk driving and hitting a cop, but has not been jailed.

Caroline Biden was busted in August 2019 for driving under the influence and without a license, the New York Post reported.

In 2013 she was booked for allegedly hitting an NYPD cop, the outlet reporter, during a meltdown at her Manhattan apartment.

However the case was dismissed as she agreed to go to anger management treatment.

Just years later, in 2017, she spent more than $110,000 on a stolen credit card, the outlet claimed.

… as we’ve all done, due to our upbringing …


“Come on, man!”


 


 

Someone Please Turn This Jerk’s Microphone Off

APRIL 12, 2024

Remarks by President Biden to the National Action Network Convention

South Court Auditorium
Eisenhower Executive Office Building

THE PRESIDENT:  … you heard from members of the most diverse administration in history — our administration. 

Starting with our Vice President, Kamala Harris, who is doing an incredible job, in my view. 

!

And so is Steve Benjamin, who is with us — he is with you guys tonight right now. 

Stand up, Chuck.

We will pay you to stay on the plantation!!

A promise kept to protect and expand Obamacare, saving black families $800 a year on their premiums.

… For example, members of the black community who need insulin now are only — for — because of their diabetes, now only have to pay $35 a month for insulin instead of $400 a month.

And there’s much more to come, by the way.

A promise kept to invest an historic $7 billion in HBCUs, to relieve student debt for more than 4 thous- — 4 million people so far, including a significant number of black borrowers, including, just today, I announced another 277,000 Americans — a significant number of black borrowers — are also having their debt forgiven.

… and, because you’re all criminals and perhaps stoned, …

A promise kept to advance justice: the first black woman on the Supreme Court and more black women confirmed for the federal circuit court of appeals than all previous presidents combined — every single one; the most important executive order on police reform to ban chokeholds, greatly restrict no-knock warrants, advance effective and accountable community policing.  

A promise kept to sign the most significant gun safety law in decades.  The first law making lynching a federal hate crime.  Keeping my promise that no one should be in federal prison for merely possessing marijuana. 

Oh, wait: I’m leaving someone out:

In fact, despite attacks on our support for brown and black small businesses, we’re investing in them as key ways to build generational wealth in communities. 

Today, I’m proud to announce that last year we awarded $76 billion in federal contracts to small, disadvantaged businesses to level the playing field and close the racial wealth gap. 

Businesses getting $76 billion are disadvantaged?

There are more extreme voices out there who simply don’t want to see people of color in the future of our country.  They want to turn back the clock — voter suppression; election subversion; ripping away reproductive freedom; getting affirmative action — gutting it and attacking diversity across American life; banning books — this is 2024 — banning books, attempting to erase history; embracing political violence, like what happened on January the 6th. 

Jerk.

… You know, we just have to remember who we are.  …

So, let’s keep acting together. 


 

Straight Line of the Day: One Solution to 96% School Absenteeism: …

Nearly 96% of students at this S.F. school are chronically absent. His job: get them back to class
San Francisco Chronicle | April 5, 2024 | Connor Letournau

… With the highest chronic absenteeism rate in the district at almost 96%, Ida B. Wells [High School] faces huge challenges just to get teens in class. …

Of the 250 students who attended Ida B. Wells last year, 239 were deemed “chronically absent” because they missed at least 10% of school days. Many students went weeks or even months at a time without stepping onto the one-building campus in the Western Addition. This past winter, overall attendance dipped below 50%.

… Hire Barbara Billingsley as spokeswoman: “Chump don’ wan’ no hep, chump don’ get no hep.”


 


 


 


 

Victor Davis Hanson Always Brings a Laugh With Him

Victor Davis Hanson: Gaming The 2024 Campaign
American Greatness | 15 Apr, 2024 | Victor Davis Hanson

Will Biden’s feebleness still earn him sympathy? Or will it devolve to the point that the public concludes that Joe Biden would not be able to keep any job in America—except the U.S. Presidency?

We have seen enough of the Biden-Trump race so far to predict what lies ahead over the next seven months of the campaign. Currently, the polls are about dead even. Trump, however, for now enjoys small leads in the majority of the fickle swing/purple states that will likely decide the election.

So here is what we should expect:

Biden

Biden has three major vulnerabilities and three major assets. His fate will depend on how these criteria play out.

First, on the negative side of the ledger, Biden suffers continual mental and physical decline, which is accelerating exponentially. His work week is now more off than on. Aides pray that he can get through a teleprompter without complete incoherence. His speech is so slurred, his syntax so bizarre that he seems to speak a language that is mostly indecipherable.

They rightly fear that any young attractive woman or even preteen might earn a trademark Biden weird call-out, a hair- or accustomed ear-blow, or even an attempted presidential too-long hug or neck nibble.

Steps pose an existential threat, given that the president is one trip away from oblivion. Biden is not even the diminished Biden of 2020, when, in his basement, he at least manipulated the COVID-19 lockdown to mask his infirmities and abbreviated schedules.

The odds are 50/50 whether Biden will even make it over the next five months to the August Democratic Convention. And, assuming that he does, can he rein in efforts to push him off the ticket?

Second, the Biden family is corrupt. Hunter still faces spring- and summer-long felony exposure…