Knocking it out of the ballpark:

Joe Biden’s pandering in Michigan is reaching the point of obscenity and if continued will be counter-productive. For each Muslim-American voter he thinks he can keep by abandoning Israel and protecting the agendas of the October 7 killers and kidnappers, he is going to lose two voters appalled that fellow-Americans in Michigan are now calling for death to America. Biden is so confident of the Jewish-American vote and donor class that he is now siding with those calling for the absolute destruction of the Jewish state and everyone inside. Is he convinced that his Jewish base is permanently in tune with Chuck Schumer—or will it finally have had enough?

The old myth that being anti-Israel had nothing to do with being anti-Semitic is now exposed for the lie it mostly always was. 

“What Sort of New Babesleaga Will Be Walrus Capable of Posting in Round Z? !!! ???”

FBI Agent Puts on Sunglasses; Whips Them Off, Looks at Camera

Surveillance Photo of Walrus:

Life’s tough. Deal with it.

This is what Mika would look like if she were younger and sexier.

And then there’s this:

She looks like she knows her way around a kitchen. Which Mika probably doesn’t.

1. No cop ever said “I smell wine on your breath, with just a hint of a bouquet of blackberry.”

2. Those grapes need stomping, and I’m wearing just the boots to do it.

3. Grapes grow on beautiful sunny vines, not in a stinky chemical broth in a brewery or distillery vat that mobsters die in.

4. You can impress your date by knowing the difference between reds and whites.

5. 50% alcohol, if you slip the waiter a twenty.

6. Girls will order six glasses of wine, but not six boilermakers.

7. Pairs well with fish, chicken, beef, and putting your sportcoat on inside-out and leaving your credit card behind on the table.

8. Useful for changing the color of your shirt.

9. She looks like Pussy Galore when sipping it, and acts like her, too, later.

+ Note: If you order wine and say “Shaken, not stirred,” you will look like an amateur.

10. Waiter can usually buy a new car when you’re through.

11. But prices start at $1.09.

12. If you order champagne — a type of wine — be careful. Mess you up.

13. A wine flute differs from a musical flute in ways that scientists still haven’t discovered.

14. If you drink enough wine, the city, state, or county will help you go on a diet.

15. Joe Biden will sound just like you.

16. All women will start to look like MaryAnn and/or Ginger. And who doesn’t want to live in that world?

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Intern. Or, sometimes:

Here’s the mail slot in question:

As in any horror movie, I’d recommend turning around and quickly leaving the way you came.

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