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  1. Mike:
    Oh, I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta,
    Drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur!
    As he scraped and chiseled all the moose dung off his boots,
    I would learn that he’s the Prime Minister!

    Crow T. Robot:
    Oh, I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings,
    Alanis Morissette, Mike Myers, too!
    No, I take that back, I wouldn’t go there even if you paid me,
    Oh, Canada, you are a place I must eschew!

  2. They actually sounded EXACTLY like someone from Wisconsin after 13 or 14 beers as they watch the “Packers”! Except they sounded much smarter, of course! Wisconsin is like the Deep South of the upper Midwest! Just think Deliverance and snow and you will be spot on…

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