More Useful Hitler Comparisons

Once again, I have a post up at the DC Trawler, which should be my last for now. If you go read it, that will be yet another difference between you and Hitler.

22 Comments

  1. So who owns IMAO now? I think Frank J sold us out for big bling! I’m thinkin’ that it is now run my Marcos from DKOS and we shall be “swerving” to the other side of the plate soon!

  2. Burmashave,

    My dog is a German Shepherd. Every now and then, a look comes across her face that I can only describe as terrifying. She stares off into the distance, struts about with one paw in the air, and barks at her reflection.

    She appears to be quite mad. Just like Hitler.

  3. Actually, the fact that German Shepherd dogs came from Germany, JUST LIKE HITLER, caused the British to refer to them as “Alsatians” instead of German Shepherds both before and after World War II. The breed originated in the Alsace-Lorraine area, a territory taken by the Germans from the French in the Franco-Prussian war, retaken by the French after the awesomeness of American doughboys saved their bacon (bacon!) in WWI, retaken BY HITLER in 1940, then retaken by France after the awesome Allied Forces once again saved their savory bacon Quiche Lorraines. We make fun of the JUST LIKE HITLER rant of the libtards, but the entire British Empire pretends the amazing Schaeferhund is a French breed, just so it won’t be German JUST LIKE HITLER. (Read some Agatha Christies, and see how many Alsatian dogs pop up.)

  4. According to my research !SCIENCE! data that involved following around Barney Frank for one month and my yellow Labrador “Barney” for one month my conclusions is thus:

    If we were to replace Congressmen with Dogs their would be approximately a 2/3 reduction in the amount of time spent with noses in other peoples crotches and bungholes.

  5. Obama named his mustache Eric Holder….. Exactly Like Hitler!

    Meals at the Obama’s are referred to as the Blitzkrieg….. Not quite so much like Hitler!

    Hitler’s Jew and England solutions….. Worse Than Hitler’s!

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