I’m Taking Bets

Posted by Harvey on January 17, 2009 at 11:47 pm

On January 20th, do you think Obama will “absent-mindedly” scratch his face with his middle finger while reciting the oath of office?

(23 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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12 Responses to “I’m Taking Bets”

1. Patrick Britton says:
   January 17th, 2009 at 11:55 pm

   Make sure you watch so we can know because I sure as hell ain’t watching it.

2. Lechteron says:
   January 18th, 2009 at 2:49 am

   Could be worse. Innaguration day could be your birthday. It is mine. This birthday’s gonna suck.

3. Cicero says:
   January 18th, 2009 at 3:52 am

   I don’t know what The One’s going to be doing during the inauguration, but I know I’ll be scratching my face with my middle finger the whole time.

4. Eros says:
   January 18th, 2009 at 6:33 am

   He won’t have to…he’ll be doing that to the country for the next four years.
   I’ll be at work that night (like I need an excuse to miss it…as though I’d actually enjoy vomiting for a few hours straight; besides, I have millions of liberals and illegal aliens to support), but I’ll celebrate by going to the range in the morning, and then when I get home after work, I’ll read a few chapters of my bible while further clinging to my guns.
   Here’s a preview of our new National Anthem to debut at the inauguration (courtesy of Glenn Beck):
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l46t_nrySg4&feature=related

5. ussjimmycarter says:
   January 18th, 2009 at 7:29 am

   I’m planning on spending the next few days bitterly clinging with my middle finger firmly extended to the national press who will spend the time in collective orgasm…

6. SkyWatch says:
   January 18th, 2009 at 8:44 am

   Can’t we start a impeachment trial for perjury after he swears, on the Bible, to uphold the constitution?

   Then again, I guess we could do that after every Presidential swearing in.

7. ussjimmycarter says:
   January 18th, 2009 at 9:55 am

   At least it isn’t Hillary putting her filthy paws on a Bible! She would instantly turn to ashes…the Lord would be forced to do some Smoting on the spot in her case…

8. The Watcher says:
   January 18th, 2009 at 9:55 am

   I won’t take that bet, but I’ll be willing to bet he has one hand buried in his pocket with his fingers crossed.

9. MarkoMancuso says:
   January 18th, 2009 at 11:10 am

   The whole speech will be one big middle finger extended towards this country and everything it used to stand for.

10. seanmahair says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    So, will he have a copy of the Koran on top of the bible and a copy of the Torah under his heel at the same time. I’m not sure having his hand on the bible is any better than the Hildabeast, one atheist is just the same as another, wouldn’t you think?

    Commander in Chief -Michele O’bambalamadingdong/ Chief of Dimmitude-Barak Hussein O’bamalamadingdong. What a depressing and dangerous situation. (Sigh)

11. TerribleTroy says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    I wish I could find something humourous to provide. But the situation as whole is just so …sometimes its surreal…. the things this guy is saying about the constitution, the economy, the state of world affairs…. I wonder sometimes if the sheep have any clue as to how shaky things are. I is almost a “perfect storm.” I am apprehensive (very) on many fronts.

    New Freedom Cry … is… VALKYRIE

12. caylie says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    I will be too busy inverting my flag and lowering it to 1/2 mast to watch tomorrow….can someone let me know if this happens? The man has NEVER said he loves America & they are desecrating the flag at his rallies with his picture. I feel dire distress coming like a tsunami.

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