Random Thought

Posted on February 11, 2009 4:19 pm

Little Known Fact: If you’re given an IQ test and use your mind to explode the head of the person giving you the test, you get a perfect 500.

Send to Kindle
1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (23 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)

14 Responses to “Random Thought”

  1. MarkoMancuso says:

    Why isn’t this post under “Fred Thompson Facts”?

  2. Freemon Sandlewould says:

    I do that all the time when I vacation on the Forebidden Planet. Unfortunately I seem unable to do that on Earth without my endless array of D’Arsonval movement meters.

  3. 1/4 tsp shredded lemon peel says:

    How many points is it, if you are Count Porkula and explode the country with a Stimulus Plan?

  4. Lechteron says:

    -500

  5. innominatus says:

    I’ll never know the pleasure of psionically ‘splodin another person’s head ‘cuz I’m a stupid inbred bitter clinger hatey warmonger nativist who only tests out at about 135.

  6. Plentyobailouts says:

    So what do you get if you “jus put a cap in his ass”?

  7. Jimmy says:

    Chapped hands.

  8. Big Al says:

    Not true. They only gave me a 487.5.

  9. seanmahair says:

    So if you make his/her ears bleed as well do you get a bonus.

  10. Ernie Loco says:

    What if instead of exploding their head with your mind, you use a .50 Desert Eagle?

  11. ussjimmycarter says:

    I like the knuckle sandwich head splodin’ technique myself. Does that mean I get extra IQ points? I use to have a rather high IQ but every time I listen to a member of congress or President Obama or a member of the press I can feel points draining from my brain into my sinus cavity, into my throat, down into my stomach and eventually out my ass! Is this normal? I’m getting dumber by the day…defanatellee dummerrr…

  12. Wacky Hermit says:

    Plentyobailouts asks: “So what do you get if you “jus put a cap in his ass”?”

    Answer: a Grammy.

  13. Son of Bob says:

    Well, Arlen Specter is in the process of making my head explode, but it’s certainly not due to him being a genius…quite the opposite, in fact.

  14. HCG says:

    #6 and #12
    Answer: Poop on your cap.
    Q: Why would you want to put your hat there anyway? Sicko.

Leave a Reply

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>