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Little Known Fact: If you’re given an IQ test and use your mind to explode the head of the person giving you the test, you get a perfect 500.

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  1. I’ll never know the pleasure of psionically ‘splodin another person’s head ‘cuz I’m a stupid inbred bitter clinger hatey warmonger nativist who only tests out at about 135.

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  2. I like the knuckle sandwich head splodin’ technique myself. Does that mean I get extra IQ points? I use to have a rather high IQ but every time I listen to a member of congress or President Obama or a member of the press I can feel points draining from my brain into my sinus cavity, into my throat, down into my stomach and eventually out my ass! Is this normal? I’m getting dumber by the day…defanatellee dummerrr…

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  3. Well, Arlen Specter is in the process of making my head explode, but it’s certainly not due to him being a genius…quite the opposite, in fact.

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