An End to Privacy
I would just like to say that IMAO support the president’s effort against Somali privacy. Somalis have far too many secrets and its time for that to end. Libertarians will say that everyone — including Somalis — deserve privacy as a human right, but that’s why there is that famous saying: “Libertarians are stupid. Shut up.” As long as Somalia continues to engage in privacy, we will assume it is against are interests and put an end to it. We all know private sayings like, “Arr! Shiver me timbers and encrypt me e-mails!” Well, no more.
(18 votes, average: 4.94 out of 5)
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April 14th, 2009 at 11:54 am
He seems bent on “halting the rise of privacy” everywhere.
Oh… “Piracy.” Never mind.
(TOTUS is out to get POTUS, I think)
April 14th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Aahh, the world’s greatest communicater. Perhaps we’ll be told that “privacy” actually means “piracy” in the newly discovered language of “Austrian.”
Of course, the entire administration retains the right to hit the “overcharge” button at any time to start over with a clean slate.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
It wouldn’t surprise me if he really did mean “privacy.” Most politicians these days seem to hate it even more than piracy.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Privacy vs. piracy. All depends on what the meaning of “is’ is.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
These Somalians and their privacy are out to undermine justice in our communities. For far too long they have sown the seeds of discontent with their insistence on behaving privately in ways they would not behave in public. It isn’t right. It isn’t fair.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
When Barack Obama steps up his efforts to rid Somalia of privacy, I hope he fails.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
When I was in high school, I went to ‘American Legion Boy’s State.’ It was held at the Iowa National Guard’s Camp Dodge. I remember that in the latrines, there were no stalls, just rows of toilets. That was the first of my few experiences pinching a loaf sans privacy. I mean, it’s one thing to take a leak in a big trough with a bunch of strangers, but when you have to lay heavy cable where anyone can observe you, well, it’s just kind of unsettling. Maybe bho wants to get rid of toilet stall dividers for the pirates… that would certainly reduce morale, and maybe they’d think twice about holding a ship for ransom.
April 14th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
At last.. a governmental program to stamp out the real problems in the world. These pirates should have been shot in full view of the world, and not in private.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Read wise words from teleprompter … FAIL!
April 14th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
In Roe v. Wade we learned that privacy = abortion. Obama wants to eliminate privacy in Somalia, so Obama must want to eliminate abortion there. Wow! Obama is an anti-abortionist!! Who knew?
April 14th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
T. N. Amaps,
I went to Boy’s State in AZ. I was a Senator. But marginally less useless. Man, that was where I really started getting interested in Politics too. God Bless the American Legion.
April 14th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I’m waiting for the new Disney movie “Privates of the Caribbean.”
April 14th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
big brother
April 14th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
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April 15th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Pirates were also called privateers during times of war ( the enemy of my enemy is my ally ), so technically,O-bah-muhh was correct. (Just giving credit where credit is due, Frank!) Since Islam is at war with Infidels, they(the pirates) are privateers, that get to keep the booty(ransom) to fund Jihad.
April 17th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
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