Where Obama Went Wrong
Maybe it’s a little early to do a post-mortem on Obama, but his popularity is sinking and the prospects of him passing any more big legislation are looking dim. So where did Obama go wrong?
WHERE OBAMA WENT WRONG
* You tried to destroy too much of the country too quickly. The economy, foreign affairs, the automobile industry, energy, health care — that’s far too much to destroy in one’s first couple months in office without getting people suspicious. You have four years to render America unlivable so spread it out.
* When unemployment figures were announced, you always appeared in the background stroking a cat and laughing manically. That gave people the idea you didn’t share their pain.
* You kept pronouncing “economy” as “eco-money” which gave people the impression that maybe you didn’t really understand the concept.
* You let Biden keep speaking instead of locking him in an undisclosed location and killing the only person the location was disclosed to.
* When asked what’s the biggest problem America faced, you probably should have given a better answer than, “Too many white people.”
* You had far too many press conferences. And in too many of them you inexplicably had a bucket stuck on your head.
* When foreign dictators told you about what they hated about America, you kept suggesting other things saying, “Don’t you hate that too? I hate that.”
* You really have to scream at cops less. And stop calling them honkeys.
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July 29th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Obama jumped the shark when he threw out the ball at the All Star game. He though he was uber cool, but appeared uber fool. The girly throw, mom jeans, and Cominsky Park seemed to resignate with people unlike his double-talk on the economy or other matters. He finally became an object of ridicule and not just on the right.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
* You whistle your ‘S’s when you speak, especially at the end of a phrase. The beaver on “Lady and the Tramp” is less annoying than listening to you sssslither through your ssspeechessss.
“Gee, it worksss SSSSwell!!!”
July 29th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
When Barney Frank suggested a manpile at his sleep-over he should have politely passed!
July 29th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Perhaps the phrase, “I could no more disown Adolph Hitler than I could disown Karl Marx” was another one of those “unfortunate choice(s) of words”.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Should have blamed everything on “the Joe Biden I never knew”!
July 29th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
* You probably should have left the church when Rev Wright baptized your kids in the name of Jackson, X and Farrakhan.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
WHERE OBAMA WENT WRONG
running for office…..
July 29th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
This is only month 7. Just think of the possibilities for the next 41.
Guns, Gold and Ground, folks. Buy ‘em while you still can.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
When you allowed the Ceti eel to crawl up your ear.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Choosing Hawaii as the state to fake his birth in.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
He too often runs out of words before he stops talking …
July 29th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
* You really have to scream at cops less. And stop calling them honkeys.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Actually Obama has never ‘gone wrong’ he’s just acted in ways any liberal Democrat would have….but the people who voted for him, and put him into office, they sure went wrong!
July 29th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Credit where credit is due though, he is uniting the world. We are all pissing ourselves laughing at his attempts at international diplomacy.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Assuming that the 48% who didn’t vote for him were as stupid and gullible as those who did.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Obama’s “jump the shark” moment was the presser in which he had nothing new to say about the health care takeover, thought his smilin’ blather would turn the tide, and revealed that he WAS listening for 20 years in Reverend Wright’s racist church , after all.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
He really is just like Bush.
Think of it, Hitler wanted a thousand year Reich but he tried to do it all at once.
Just like Obama.
July 29th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Obama went wrong when he not only disclosed the location of Jarjar Biden, but gave a lackey the key to let him out. Wanting to help the soon-to-be dictator of honduras didn’t help. Teh One should have had Ted Kennedy drive the Honduran senate and supreme court down to the ocean. Much more subtle.
July 29th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Where Obama went wrong:
June 12, 1970, 11:24 am: A young Obama decides he wants to be president when he grows up.
July 29th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
The sperm hit the egg.
July 29th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
WHERE OBAMA WENT WRONG
Oct 1 1978 learns of Karl Marx and becomes a communist, and then dreams of being the first black communist president of America.
July 29th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
After about 10 hits of really really good weed, someone joked about becoming a “community organizer”…
July 29th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Are we talking Barack Sr., or Barack Jr.? Barack Sr. went wrong when he met Stanley Ann Dunham at a RUSSIAN language class in Hawaii. Barack Jr. went wrong when: 1) born 2) became a Mooslim 3) Mentored by William Ayers at Columbia University 4) Attended Hahvahd University at the largesse of Khalid al-Mansour 5) Learned Chicago thug thizzle for 20+ years 6)Married a Klingon 7) Forced his Democrat opponents off the ballot for his first State Senate Election (Chicago thug thizzle) 8)Voted against the Born Alive Infant Protection Act (life for me but not for thee). 9) Voted present 130 times in State Senate. 10)Elected to U.S Senate, 2 years later, Running for President. 11) Visited 57 states while campaigning 12) Had to re-do the Oath of Office (had his fingers crossed the 2nd time)……………………..
July 29th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
It would be MUCH easier to list what THE OBAMA has done right. 1) he spelled his name correctly(I think) 2——- well you see what I mean
July 29th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
WHERE OBAMA WENT WRONG
Being born….. in Kenya
July 30th, 2009 at 12:08 am
A wise man speaks because he has something to say.
A foolish man speaks because he has to say something.
– something I read in the funny papers.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:31 am
4 of 7 says:
wise man speaks because he has something to say.
A foolish man speaks because he has to say something.
hussein speaks because he loves the sound of his own voice.
July 9th, 2012 at 10:01 am
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