Bald Bear
How much is Obama screwing up? Now our nation’s bears are going bald:
This is change I cannot believe in.
I don’t know how you screw something up so simple as the fact that bears are supposed to have hair, but somehow Obama is doing. The combination of his general inexperience and incompetence, his extreme liberalism, and the radicals in his administration are screwing things up so badly that bears are losing their hair. Yes, bears are becoming freakish laughing stocks; think of what Obama will do to us in the end.
NOTE: Yes, the bears aren’t actually in our country, but it’s fun to pretend and blame Obama. And has anyone checked on how well our bears have been doing hair-wise lately?
(19 votes, average: 4.95 out of 5)
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November 6th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I know, it’s very tragic about the bears, but why did you put up a picture of Michelle?
November 6th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I guess it’s stress and worry about where the pretty princess is taking them AND us.
November 6th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
The Russians are so broke they can’t even aford to clothe their mascot.
November 6th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I don’t know how they’re doing hair-wise, but just yesterday our local game warden found a
blackbear of color living as a crack addict in town. Scary stuff.November 6th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
That is really gross.
November 6th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Perhaps this is the first bear with perfect skin. The others, Obama had to cover with hair.
November 6th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
The fleeced bear is the new mascot on the California flag.
November 6th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
EEEEkkkk!!! glowball warming!! glowball warming!!
November 6th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Whew! Its just a bald bear. I thought maybe you caught nancy leaving the showers.
November 6th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Bush’s fault.
November 6th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
You sure that’s not a picture of Ron Jeremy?
November 6th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
it’s that rap music these bears listen to – next thing they’ll be getting tattoos
November 6th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
The Young President doesn’t want anyone to look “bush-y.”
Sorry.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Perfect!
November 6th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Al Gore is shaving the brown bears and pasting the fur on polar bears so everyone will think they’re endangered.
November 6th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Not to worry! Obamacare will provide Rogaine for bears. Hair is a natural right!
November 6th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Did anyone notice john travolta’s new fur? as algore says, fabulous!
November 6th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Going for Scopes Article #2 I see.
November 6th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
The three I shot at (and missed) a couple of weeks back had all their hair. So, I can speak for three of them in New Hampshire.
November 6th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
What will bears do to you in the end?? You don’t want to know, Frank. Just don’t bend over.
(Hey, somebody had to say it. Better I beat ussjimmycarter at the switch!)
November 6th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Don’t growl at Fred Thompson while he is holding a bic.
November 6th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
You fools, that isn’t a bald bear, that’s Manbearpig!
November 7th, 2009 at 7:01 am
Real funny! A guy goes out and has a few with his buddies and then they make him do lots of Jack Daniels. Someone shaves his ass and snaps a quickie with his Iphone and BLAMO he is all over the internet!
November 7th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I actually saw a bear this morning, and while it did have a lot of hair, I really did think to myself (and this is before I read this article, mind you!), I think that bear has hair plugs! What will Science! come up with next? Anyways, I went in for a closer look, and He did in fact have the tell-tale rows of hair that look like a cheaply made doll on his head. Then he ate me.
I got better.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:31 am
Well, I , for one,
welcome our bear depiliating overlords.
November 9th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Most assuredly not a bear, could possibly be Manbearpig, but I suspect it’s just a giant mutant mole rat.
November 9th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
This picture from German zoo
This is were European models brings too…
November 10th, 2009 at 7:23 am
>NOTE: Yes, the bears aren’t actually in our country, but it’s fun to pretend and blame Obama.
But, it doesn’t matter that the bear is in/from Europe. Because Obama, the left, and all those idiot types want the US to become Europe West. This is what they want us to become!
I hope Smokey Bear sees what they want to do to them and kicks their ass from here to Leipzig.