* So Obama gave this big populist speech yesterday, which got me thinking: How can Obama give a populist speech when he is so unpopular? Wouldn’t a populist speech be something like, “I really suck; I should be thrown out of office.”?
And what’s Obama doing complaining about how unfair things are after he’s been the one who has been in charge for the past three years? It’s like Obama’s rhetoric is stuck in a ditch and the Republicans are just sitting on the sidelines drinking Slurpees.
* Apparently Obama is now blaming both ATMs and the internet for job losses. Maybe next he’ll go on about all the demolitions jobs lost to angry birds.
Yes, new tech does obsolete some jobs, but it also creates many more jobs around the tech… or it would if you didn’t have an idiot in charge constantly poisoning the economy.
* I have to be careful, though; the RNC is warning people not to attack Obama too much. He may be the most horrible president in my lifetime (and I was born under the Carter administration), but that’s no reason to hurt his feelings. In fact, I think we should all come together and make the nicest, grandest participation trophy ever to give Obama when he leaves office. You sure tried hard, champ, and it was hilarious to watch.
* John Huntsman is now acting more agnostic about global warming. It’s like in the past few weeks he’s suddenly realized he’s in a Republican primary. I hear a lot people say how smart Huntsman is supposed to be, but he seems a little slow on the uptake.
* The U.S. is now going to use foreign aid to promote gay rights. So are they going to tell Saudi Arabia to be nicer to gays, or are they only going to make that ultimatum to countries that need food?
How about a general edict that countries shouldn’t murder their own citizens? Or is that too imperialist?
* Wisdom of the Day: “‘This isn’t about class warfare’ is what politicians say to you before they give you something to bite down on to handle the pain.” –Jonah Goldberg
* The .xxx domains are now available. I haven’t checked yet whether is an IMAO.xxx; I’m sort of afraid to. I wasn’t quick enough to snatch up IMAO.com when the Korean handle manufacturer dropped it, so maybe I should be on the ball this time and get IMAO.xxx before someone else does. We don’t need things so pure and innocent as nuking the moon and dinosaurs with rocket launchers on them be soiled by smut.
I took the plunge for you Frank. There’s no IMAO.xxx yet, but you should probably hurry there will be soon.
Yeah, Frank, you could use IMAO.xxx to post various pictures of hot gun babes. Also submitted photos of IMAO’s hot conservative women, of course, which would be required for them to read and comment here.
Obama would tell Iran to be nicer to gays, except they don’t have any.
“Obama is now blaming both ATMs and the internet for job losses.”
Those damned Republican, do-nothing, obstructionist, ATMs and interwebs!
Obama’s resignation would be very much a populist speech.
meanwhile over at IMAO.xxx we’ve got some Hot Rocket Nudie Dinosaur action.
unmoderate me dude. If you dare. 😉
It’d be disingenuous to call Obama a Luddite because it’d only hide the fact that he’s a moron.
At this point, I don’t think there’s anything that can hide the fact that Obama is a moron. He’s pretty much proved it conclusively.
More and more, Obama reminds me of the epidemic of parents in America who put their kids on prescription medications rather than admit that they are just lousy parents. The multitudes who were starry eyed at the idea of being a parent but really did not want to take on the work and responsibilty that goes along with it…which, by the way, interupts all the fun things they used to do, like going on expensive vacations and golfing…WAAAAHHHH. B.H.O. loves the idea of being president, he just does not seem to want to take on the work and responsibility that goes along with it…and by the way, it keeps interupting the fun things he wants to do, like going on expensive vacations and golfing. “Damn you, Martin Sheen for making it look so glamorous!!”
Interwebs, ATM’s and cable TV costing us jobs. I have to compete with the TV evangelists for the shrinking church donations. And the big boys have credit card (ATM) in their churches. I see where Joel Osteen is getting a reality show, how can I compete with that? This isn’t just a bump in the economic road it’s Armedigon…wait…doesn’t my side win that one? Yeah ATM’s
Ed, No Credit Cards! They’ll put our ushers out of work.
Where are the women??!!!11!!
Did we drive them away with all this XXX interwebbing?
Get me the chick magnet!!! Stat!!
The big brother candidate Gingrich
Gingrich’s failed midnight battle to impose an
”Internal Passport” on the American people
Gingrich=big brother.
Paul= Freedom candidate.
@ Jimmy: No-one has mentioned bacon. That’s the magnet for drawing the attention of all the chicks in the Sisterhood Of Bacon Eating Bitches (and our Jewish siblings, the Sisterhood Of Bacon Eschewing Bitches).
You are not the only one looking for feminine company:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M
I’m here, Jimmy, but my company doesn’t count as I’m already married.
Instead of a trophy could we give him a bucket with letter stickers on it?
You guys and gals have to read this story from Craiglist in my town about a man turning a liberal couples daughter into a republican right before their eyes.
Whoops! forgot the link. LOL
Here it is.
http://mankato.craigslist.org/rnr/2740014373.html
🙂 Now, you ladies need to register. You trot on over to IMAO.XXX with a pretty photo and give it to a guy named Frank over there. He’ll get you set-up.
Let’s make the participation trophy for being president a bucket!
Jimmy, you first! Pictures of you and Hillary in your matching thong speedos would be awesome!
“Apparently Obama is now blaming both ATMs and the internet for job losses”
I try not to watch that AH, but I was forced to when he said that and I wanted to puke. This talk is as stupid as Mahatma Gandhi when he told his people to stay out of the textile factories and buy a spinning wheel for thier home. How did that work out for India?
I think the Government will soon install Credit Card readers along all freeways. Whenever they feel like it they will simply scan the credit card in your wallet as you drive by and then they will charge you a “whatever we want” fee which you will happily pay to Our Dear Leader! That will be awesome!
Or we will each receive a mark on our foreheads or our right hand and we will not be able to buy or sell without…uh oh…
He may be the most horrible president in my lifetime (and I was born under the Carter administration)
He’s definitely the most horrible president in my lifetime, and I was born during the Truman administration. Worse than Johnson (Medicare! Fabricate an attack on a destroyer so we can deploy more troops in Vietnam!). Worse than Nixon. Worse than Carter. Worse than Clinton (Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Steven Breyer on the Supreme Court!). Obama is worse than I’d be as president, and all that I’d do would be bicycle, play guitar and banjo, and drink beer.
Actually Iowa Jim you sound like you would be a great President. Right up there with Coolidge or Polk.
A president who plays the banjo WHILE riding a bike and drinking beer is definitely what we need! Top that, Putin!