Name that flag!

Posted on September 22, 2012 7:00 am

You’ve seen that flag Obama is selling, right?

Yesterday, Frank J. was wondering how the pledge of allegiance to that flag might go.

I kinda wonder something else. My country’s flag has some nicknames, such as “Old Glory,” “The Stars and Stripes,” and “The Star-Spangled Banner.”

Obama’s flag? I’m not sure what to call it. An Obama-nation fits, but that’s been used before.


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27 Responses to “Name that flag!”

  1. Bteacher99 says:

    “That which flies in the face of all America represents” or “O’s 5 Fallacies”– Hope, Change, Transparency, Unity, and Recovery”

  2. Toadroller says:

    Freak flag.

  3. Vaktatunnen says:

    I’d say “Old Blighty,” but the Brits already have a claim on that. Maybe “Old Shorts.”

  4. Bad Science says:

    Dry Tinder?
    Shop Towel?
    Big Hankie?
    Dirty Sham wOw?

  5. Agam_T says:

    I think it was Iowahawk who said, “five skid-marks and a cancellation stamp.”

  6. Stephen M. St. Onge says:

    “The finger-paint and sticker flag”. Perfect symbol of a nation where govt. is the adult, and we’re all children.

  7. Iowa Jim says:

    The colors that always run.

  8. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Betsy Ross didn’t build that.

    The skid marks leading off the cliff.

  9. seanmahair says:

    “I don’t remember how many stars on the flag so I took them off” flag.

    “We don’t believe in anything” flag.

    “We surrender” flag.

    “The Peoples Democratic Republic of America” flag.

    “The retired president” flag.

    “The Muslim America” flag.

  10. Keln says:

    “Old Two in the Shoe”

    “Toilet Paper”

    “The O-Spangled Failure”

  11. Harvey says:

    A Futurama reference:

    “Ol’ Freebie”

  12. CarolyntheMommy says:

    The “Barney Frank Gets His Jollies from” Roger

  13. jw says:

    The “O” Mangled Banner

  14. Son of Bob says:

    I’d never burn an American flag, but I’d sure burn that thing.

  15. Doug says:

    The red stripes represent the marks of a bloody hand on the ‘safe house’ in Libya.
    The O in the corner represents the administration responsible.

  16. Carpenter says:

    “Old Skidmark”

  17. CaptMidnight says:

    “Old Empty Chair”

  18. Dohtimes says:

    The redacted Constitution flag of BHO.

    Pap. Smeared.

  19. Manolo says:

    An @$$ wipe for Republicans and Tea Party members! In your faces, Democrats!

  20. blarg says:

    Old Glory Hole

  21. tanstaafl says:

    the “star” mangled banner

  22. CTCompromise says:

    Bleedin’ Liberal

  23. 4of7 says:

    The red badge of entitlement.

  24. CaptMidnight says:


  25. Mike says:

    Biden’s finger painting.
    Obamas rag.

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  27. rodney dill says:

    Butt wipe

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