Straight Line of the Day: Obama Had a Security Camera Installed…

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Obama had a security camera installed…

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  1. . . . and it has considerable intelligence built in; when a dog walks into its field of view, it shoots it and notifies the President that dinner is served.

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  2. So he can keep an eye on important White House meetings while he is out on the campaign trail/golf course..

    on his teleprompter, so he can watch himself give speeches.

    with racial recognition software so he would know who to pander to in advance.

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  3. (Michelle) Obama had a security camera installed next to every refrigator in America, looking for fatty foods.

    Obama had a security camera installed on all US embassies in the muslim world, so he could watch his righteous islamic comrades raise the islamist flag live.

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  4. . . . in your home to report on anti-Obama activities

    . . . in Joe Biden’s mouth. An electric jolt is produced when he’s about to say something stupid. Newsflash from CNN: Vice President Joe Biden has been hospitalized today. The White House doesn’t comment.

    . . . on the US Treasury to ensure only those who are properly credentialed can take money from taxpayers.

    . . . in all movie houses and book stores to ensure no anti-Islam propaganda gets passed his censors.

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  5. ….backward. Best. Idea. Ever. The view of paint drying on the wall kept Biden fascinated and therefore Gaffe free for nearly 36 hours straight.

    ….at a cost to taxpayers of only 45 million dollars.

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  6. Obama Had a Security Camera Installed… He had to find something to do with the Hubble Space Telescope’s updated lens now that America can’t afford a space program anymore.

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  7. …so that he can keep an eye on all the jobs he’s created. He’s having trouble viewing it…its in China, and the firewall is up.

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  8. Obama Had a Security Camera Installed…to keep a sharp eye out for any semblance of Mideast foreign policy that might be lurking about.

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  9. Obama Had a Security Camera Installed…in Mitt Romney’s campaign headquarters so he can pick up tips on being presidential.

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  10. Obama Had a Security Camera Installed…like they have in the Big Brother house so he can get ready for his next career: D list celebrity.

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  11. .. with the help of Roads, bridges, a favorite teacher, government research.
    .. after a year-long environmental impact study.
    .. by a company who’s CEO happened to donate $100k to his re-election campaign; the installation cost the taxpayers $1.2 million.

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  12. …in his pants because he thought he overheard someone say they’ll accuse the Republicans of stealing the erection.

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  13. . . . on flying probes, loudspeakers on traffic lights pronouncing “sleep”, and a subliminal message on money that reads “Obama is your god”.

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  14. on the rear bumper of the White House limo. He was getting tired of backing into Joe’s big wheel.

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  15. to watch the safe deposit box in the Cayman bank containing his contract with Satan, his real birth certificate, his transcripts, the fast and furious documents, his korean cookbooks, his limited edition My First Scratch and Sniff Quran and…..

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  16. in the White House garden. He heard The Discovery Channel will pay good money for Sasquatch footage.

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  17. in the White House playground. He wanted proof before he scolded Biden for peeing in the sandbox.

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  18. Obama had a security camera installed…in Rev. Wright’s church so that he can still enjoy the sermons without getting “outed”.

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  19. Obama had a security camera installed…outside the oval office so that he can hide the cigarettes, beer, and twinkies if Michelle is coming in. You just do not want to make HER mad!

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  20. Obama had a security camera installed…somewhere outside the home of an engineer in Idaho. The secret service code name is “Buttercup”.

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  21. Obama had a security camera installed…in Canada, to keep an eye on our enemies-because he is THAT clueless about foreign affairs.

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  22. Obama had a security camera installed…in the offices of ACORN so that he can stay up to the minute on how many votes they’ve bought him.

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