Straight Line of the Day: Obama Had a Security Camera Installed…

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Obama had a security camera installed…

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  1. So he can keep an eye on important White House meetings while he is out on the campaign trail/golf course..

    on his teleprompter, so he can watch himself give speeches.

    with racial recognition software so he would know who to pander to in advance.

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  2. (Michelle) Obama had a security camera installed next to every refrigator in America, looking for fatty foods.

    Obama had a security camera installed on all US embassies in the muslim world, so he could watch his righteous islamic comrades raise the islamist flag live.

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  3. . . . in your home to report on anti-Obama activities

    . . . in Joe Biden’s mouth. An electric jolt is produced when he’s about to say something stupid. Newsflash from CNN: Vice President Joe Biden has been hospitalized today. The White House doesn’t comment.

    . . . on the US Treasury to ensure only those who are properly credentialed can take money from taxpayers.

    . . . in all movie houses and book stores to ensure no anti-Islam propaganda gets passed his censors.

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  4. ….backward. Best. Idea. Ever. The view of paint drying on the wall kept Biden fascinated and therefore Gaffe free for nearly 36 hours straight.

    ….at a cost to taxpayers of only 45 million dollars.

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  5. .. with the help of Roads, bridges, a favorite teacher, government research.
    .. after a year-long environmental impact study.
    .. by a company who’s CEO happened to donate $100k to his re-election campaign; the installation cost the taxpayers $1.2 million.

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  6. to watch the safe deposit box in the Cayman bank containing his contract with Satan, his real birth certificate, his transcripts, the fast and furious documents, his korean cookbooks, his limited edition My First Scratch and Sniff Quran and…..

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