Straight Line of the Day: What Happened to Carpenter?

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What happened to Carpenter?

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  1. After storming the podium at the White House Correspondents Dinner and yelling YGDFTYLTATSOTE in a purple-faced rage, Obama, admiring his deranged pluck, chose him as Jay Carney’s immediate successor.

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  2. …he went to the Temple and saw all the G damned ^^^#@ing thieves, then went on a rant about how they truly were the scum of the Earth, so they had him nailed to a cross. -Although this might not be the same carpenter…

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  3. He got crucified.

    Realized he was actually opposed to the livertarians in the republican pate.

    Took what he learned here and became a college philosophy professor, teaching his class that “I sat, therefore I am ire”.

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