[High Praise! to Oppo]
Drama Queens (to the tune of “Killer Queen” by Queen (lyrics)
They keep emotions and chanting
In their petty arguments
“What can we take?” they say
Just like good marionettes
Built-in dramedy
Over Gorsuch and Kennedy
And any time, now, Ginsburg’s vacant
(She’s in decline)
Cavalier and delicate
Bell-curve inadequate
Extraordinarily dense
They’re all Drama Queens
Gun-grabbers, Philistines
Fighting rights with their loser dreams
Guaranteed to close their minds
Every time
Restaurants that pay a price
Make you lose your appetite
Wanna cry?
In annoying confrontations
They never keep to sane address
In conversation
Just platitudes and barrenness
Send ’em all to China
(Don’t separate the minors)
Then again, treat them mentally
If you’re that way inclined
We withdrew naturally from Paris (naturally)
Because we couldn’t care less
They’re idiots, imprecise
They’re all Drama Queens
Gun-grabbers, Philistines
Fighting rights with their loser dreams
Guaranteed to close their minds
Every time
Democrats, they’re as silly and
Baleful as a pussy hat
Fomenting an overreaction
Temperamentally out of class
We absolutely drive them wild
They’re out to get you…
Decadent and never nice
On Facebook in real life
Wanna sigh