Wow. It feels like it’s just two days before Christmas; war is finally coming and I sure can’t wait. To bide the time, I’ve tried to think of what to do with the U.N. now that it has declared itself useless. You’re probably thinking we should hunt down and kill everyone associated with the U.N. and then blow the headquarters to smithereens to forever wipe away their worthlessness from the world, but “waste not, want not” I say. So that’s why I’ve tried to come up with some new uses for the U.N. As for the headquarters, maybe we can turn it into a shopping mall or a monkey house or just leave it as something for throwing rocks at. For the U.N. body itself, I have more ideas:
* War can be messy, and we don’t want to clean it up. They can do that.
* Troops in battle may need towels. They can hand us towels.
* Now that we are unburdened by the U.N., we’ll probably get in tons more fights. Thus they can proofread our many declarations of war.
* “Hey, U.N. guys, go walk across that field.”
“But aren’t there supposed to be mines there?”
“We won’t know until you walk across it.”
* Someone needs to man the stopwatch while we try to break our record on invading a country.
* They can go on stage and pretend their opinions still matter as entertainment for our troops.
* They can keep track of exactly how much blood is being spent for oil so that we can see if we can improve the ratio.
* “Hey, U.N. guys, I think there are terrorists behind that door. You go open it.”
“Uh-uh. You already had us walk across that field.”
“Just open the door!”
* Humanitarian stuff is boring. They can still do that.
I am all excited, my birthday is Thursday. Imagine the package I get to open on my birthday. I can’t wait. Who else gets a war for his birthday?
If anybody wants to get me something, I’m registered here:
http://www.rusarm.ru/exprod.htm
I especially like the T 90S. Thanks.
A really politically incorrect person might suggest there’ll be plenty of towels laying around already.
But I won’t, because it’d be mean.
You’re closer to right than you think, the Europeans are already pissed about being stuck with the occupation duty in Afghanistan. Germany is already getting out, and Turkey has announced they won’t stay beyond their 6 month commitment.
It’s our bed, we get to make it.
I’ve been trying to identify my feelings since last night’s speech by Dubya – when you hit the nail on the head — “It feels like it’s just two days before Christmas”.
Priceless!
Years of rent control has created a shortage of low-income housing in NYC, so the United Nations building can be converted into condos for the poor. What’s left of the now-discredited UN can move to the former home of the League of Nations, where they can find out for themselves if the curse that did in the League has been lifted or not.:)
I think we ought to turn the first floor of UN HQ into a museum entitled “Lest We Forget”. This floor will have a room for each atrocity that occurred in the last century: the Armenian massacres, the Holocaust/Fascism, the USSR/Communism, Rwanda, Bosnia, etc. Then visitors will walk past the upper floors of bureaucrats doing their nothing jobs. Then at the exit there will be a room showing video, audio and pictures of the US armed forces and other militaries freeing prisoners. Over the exit will be a suitable quote.
Great idea, Tim…and I got a suitable quote!:
“I ask you not to trust me, but to trust our values; and to hold me accountable to living up to them.”
–Ronald Reagan
Great TV is on the rise……I hope we can see the Cruise missile cameras again…they rocked in the Gulf War.
Lets bomb the crap out of them, and let Allah sort the rest out…..woot woot
So many of you find this impending conflict a humorous subject. War is an ugly and dirty busines. It is dehumanizing to all involved.
The American military will no doubt prevail but at what cost? How many Iraqi civilians will die? How many Iraqi soldiers? Have any of you thought of the cost in lives?
Well, I have. I figure about 200 civilians, 1000 max due to our actions and about 5000 cuz of Chemical Ali. As far as the soldiers….hmmmmmm, let’s see, there’ll be some doofus’ who screw up the instruction on how to surrender and get theyselves kilt. Let’s say 500. I guess we’ll take out 25% of the Republican guards until some defect and start fighting each other until we introduce the whole clusterf**k to Mr. Moab. Then the newly freed Iraqis will probably lynch of few of the stunned survivors. Ok, let put that number at 75-80% of the Republican Guard taking a dirt nap.
I’m as giddy as a school girl getting felt up for the first time….not that I think about that much! Honest! Really!
For the UN building itself, I’ve always liked this idea from the movie ‘Heavy Metal’:
Turn it into low-rent housing.
It would improve the neighborhood as well.
They can provide much needed anal lubrication to the ripped and torn ranks of the US assf*** cowards who stay here, like you Frank, ya f***in phony bitch. I wouldn’t call you such harsh names if you were on the front lines of your beloved war. faggot.
Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.
You people are undereducated pieces of shit- the fact that you know enough to create a website is astonishing. I only hope that the US would leave the UN- and with it they could stop all of their lucrative and explotative trade with the third world countries they enslave. THen the US could just be left alone, to rot and decay into the inevitable anarchy that awaits it. You Yankee Bastards.
Hmmm…. US leaving the UN. sounds good to me! anarchy is fuunnnnn!!!!!
I think it’s funny how the idiot trolls wait until this is buried in the archives before they’ll comment on it. Whatsamatter, boys, afraid to face us head-on? Perhaps you wish to join the Limey in IMAO infamy.
You people are undereducated pieces of shit- the fact that you know enough to create a website is astonishing. I only hope that the US would leave the UN- and with it they could stop all of their lucrative and explotative trade with the third world countries they enslave. THen the US could just be left alone, to rot and decay into the inevitable anarchy that awaits it. You Yankee Bastards.
Posted by: Cameron on February 26, 2004 01:23 PM
F*** your ass, shitty sonofabitch liberal. I can win a debate, know anything you know. Bring it on, clusterf***er!