My site was down this morning so I wasn’t able to write up an exciting conclusion to “In My World: The Axis of Evil Strikes Back”… which is fine actually since I hadn’t come up with an exciting conclusion and was afraid of it becoming lame. Anyway, it will be delayed until Monday and hopefully I can come up with something funny by then. Until then, I’ll see if I have time to write something up by lunch time.
Make sure to tell your friends and family about IMAO. The readership drive is still on and right now the average is only just over 3,000. It’s a long way to go to 10,000, but I know you can do it!
And all you female IMAO fans who wanted small, you should have voiced you concerns earlier. The t-shirts are already printing. There were barely any mediums for the Nuke the Moon one, so I thought I’d please everyone by just demanding more of those. I’m sorry if I was wrong 🙁
Anyway, it will be delayed until Monday and hopefully I can come up with something funny by then.
Nooooooooooooo!
Throw myself out of my office window
Realize I only work on the second floor and there are bushes and 3 inches of snow on the ground
Limp to my car
Go home and watch Springer
Scrappleface today has a compassionate conservative Moon-use article, I suppose because the actual President Bush yesterday reignited the space race fuse, leading to using the Moon eventually for either nuking idiotarians (IMAO’s suggestion)or as a storage bin for welfare cases (Scrappleface). Maybe we could have FrnakJ and Scott meet in the middle. I say we preserve the pristine environment of the moon (ignoring all those damn bootprints and tire tracks) by nuking the welfare recipients while they are being transported to the moon by the idiotarians!
F***! F***F***F***F***F***F***F***F***F***F***F***!
I am so f***ing bummed.
Language, language! You left an unnecessary space after your first F**K! Try again!
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Could be easier to just to starve the so-called ‘sick’ and ‘disabled’, lazy useless f***s, or shoot them where they sit and stutter? F***ing retards. You guys are da bomb.
Gene-Trix. xxx
Oh Happy, Happy Day!
My company put up a firewall that blocked access to IMAO about two months ago. I haven’t been able get my fix of the humor that is Frank J.
Through dogged perseverance I have found a way around the firewall.
Hip! Hip! Hooray!!!
Miser7_7 said: “Could be easier to just to starve the so-called ‘sick’ and ‘disabled’, lazy useless f***s, or shoot them where they sit and stutter? F***ing retards.”
Excuse me, but I take great offense at this, as I am a genuinely disabled person, through no fault of my own, and I hate it, but the only way to survivie is at the public trough.
I’ll have you know that I am NOT a retard; my IQ is quite high, thank you very much! Nor do I stutter
😉
Jean I love the way you express yourself 🙂
Oh great, now I have to spend an entire weekend hanging, muttering to myself and getting moody! Oh wait, I do those things normally.
Frank J. not only writes funny things. He is funny himself, only running for old and fat girls, which is the real reason why he never though making female shirts. IMAO fans should only be fat girls. That’s the easy way to select himself his sort of ego.
I came by three times today….trying to do my part to get you up to 10,000 hits.
I’m exhausted.
There must be some way to automate visits to IMAO – Frank is a long way from the zillion visitors a day he deserves. IMHO, nothing is too good for him.
All I can say is “Refreshing”. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.”
What would be refreshing is if Frank voted in the New Blog Showcase this week before 11pm.
Meanwhile, I’ll just keep checking back to see if he voted yet, and…
Hey! Is this some sort of traffic-generating trick, Frank?
So. Does anyone else see the irony in a readership drive crossed with post denial?
Just wondering.
Jennifer, yep. Keep coming back a few times a day just in case Frnak has decided to give us some little crumb to tide us over ’til Monday! Then up goes the counter. Sly Plan – 1, Loyal Readers – 0.
Frnak, if you don’t vote soon, I’m sending the monkeys back over here. I don’t think you’re going to like that.