Where can we get these “digital brownshirts” we wear while intimidating the press? If it’s a polo type shirt, I’ll take a medium.
Seriously, though, Gore is just like the Joker in how he keeps escaping from the asylum to wreak more havoc. Someone needs to keep a better eye on him.
FIRST!!
First!
He needs good smack upside the head.
I like that in the second paragraph the White House spokesman said “Concider the source”, Heh heh heh…
Heh… Not often that happens, so I take it when I can get it! 🙂
So is it me or does Gore look like he’s been made-over by the same stage-crew special-effects team who added 100 pounds to Tim Allen in “The Santa Clause”?
Crap-ola,
oh well…
“Gore was warmly cheered as he took center stage in Boston. Before speaking, he paused to acknowledge the ovation, patting his hand on his heart in a reprise of the same gesture he made four years earlier, when he was accepting his party’s nomination rather than merely endorsing its choice of another man.
This time, the gesture had an almost wistful element to it. And then Gore heaved a sigh and went on with his speech.”
Judging from Gore’s picture, I’d say the author is reading a lot of symbolism into the symptoms of a mild heart attack. If Dick Cheney did this during one of his speeches, the AP would have us believe he was about to collapse on the stage…And Cheney looks healthier than Gore!
Gore needs to be introduced to Chomps.
Frank,
I really believe that wearing a chomps shirt would intimidate the press a hell of a lot more.
I think your right rubber(red)neck,
He does look like he’s got “Moore disease”.
What about those of us who blog nekked? Just asking. 🙂
It’s all Gore’s own fault. If he hadn’t invented the internet, us DBSs wouldn’t be able to intimidate the lefties over the web…
Brown isn’t really my color. Can I wear green or blue? I think those will look noticable less gravy like.
Gore didn’t invent the internet contrary to popular belief, but he lobbied in congress for government funding towards creation of said internet.
He must be on the big mac diet
just what we need
another fat bastard
I’ll take my digital brown shirt as either a polo or (even better) a short sleeve button-down that I can wear to work, please.
I didn’t even recognize him at first! He’s a mess! Looks like he’s on the Bill Clinton diet.
Yeah, I look good in green, but a nice Carnelian red suites my Latino blood nicely.
Still, I did not even want to read the ALGore article because that icky little critter causes sympathetic constipation, and I really hate having to take the amount of laxatives needed to counteract his constapitortiness(is that a word? oh, who cares! you all feel it at the sound of his voice don’t you?)
Anyway, I look good in brown too, But I do like some Red-ish highlights, brings out my brown eyes, & the lovely red highlights in my hair!!! Ask my husband (if he ever comments{Frank, I swear, he and his compatriots read your blog daily, I did get them hooked! even the hippy critters!)
Can I adopt you as a brother? Because you would sooo make up for the dissapointment of a hippy greencard-poophead of a brother that I do have, and my latino-mommy would be most honored to have you as her own (hey, free life-time supply of some yummy-kick-ass-tamales! Ain’t half bad!, let us know if you are interested!)
or you guys could wear any color you want just claim to be red-green colorblind. That’s how it works here.
RTO: Like my brown shirt?
MK: It’s red.
RTO: No, it’s brown.
MK: are we having another debate about what color something is, cause one of us is seriously impaired in the color department.
RTO: yep, it’s brown.
MK: Everything’s brown to you…except yellow.
RTO: I really like this brown shirt.
MK: fine, if anyone asks you dressed yourself and ignored your wife’s advice.
RTO: aw yeah! I look good in my brown shirt and matching pants.
MK: they’re green. oh, I give up. Have a nice day at work honey. (freak)
Omigod! Maggie… You’ve worked in retail, haven’t you?!!!! Or at least JC Penney’s. (like, what fresh hell is that? Oops, valley girl showing out again… Sorry…)
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Algore – what a great guy. Remember he couldn’t wait to attack the president after 9-11, and 3 years later, he is still going. He needs some serious theropy, fast. You lost, get over it.
Joker? No – people, for the most part, knew him as a crazy evil fiend. Unfortunately, he is more like the Scarecrow – manipulating minds with his forced venom.
I still think the Joker made the Batman: the Animated Series such a good show in my book.
Ach, we need the Joker to take out Algore. And then Batman needs to throw Mt. Moore in the Arkham Asylum. Along with Kerry, the botoxed-brained candidate. I did see something encouraging in Lansing, Michigan this weekend – A no more Michael Moore sticker, heh heh.
Maybe Al and John and John have been shooting up too much Botox lately.