Arrr! That Bilge Rat Be No Republican!

Arrr! Just saw the supposed Republican Senator Chuck Hagel on Face the Nation, and my immediate reactions was, “Arrr!”
He arrrr-gued all the Democrat talking points on the war in Iraq. Made me want to run him through with me cutlass, it did! I suggest he be keelhauled. Or, maybe after the election, all the other Republican senators should sneak into his house in the middle of the night with bars of soap in socks and beat the grog out of him.
I know, that’s not very piratey, but it needs to be done.
Arrr!
So who do ye think is deserving of a keelhauling? Say so in the comments, and make sure to talk like a pirate or the one who will be hauled by said keel may be you!