Arr! Time be it to pick the winner of last Sunday’s caption contest.
Actually, the best one was from the comely lass, SarahK:
Ma, send Frank home or I’ll jump!
But she is not eligible, so the winning line is:
Now, how do you flush this thing?
By Katie. Go to skull island, find the rock face that looks of monkey, head 15 paces west, 16 paces south, and then 112 paces north-northeast and start digging to collect yer doubloons.
Arrr!
Nice caption. ^_^
funny stuff
Yes! I won! Arr! But Frank Answers is already open to everyone. Darn it!
I’ll just go collect those doubloons. Now, much like Homer Simpson, I will start counting my steps from an arbitrary point, since I don’t know of any skull island…Hey, I don’t see any doubloons here, Frank! You just made me dig up my neighbor’s garden for nothing! Arr!
my poor kitty cat.
But Sarah, even if your cat had fallen/jumped, it would still have had eight lives! Cats are invincible.
Frank just would have put her back in the lamp, Katie.
oh, uh, Arrrrr!
Aaarghh! How did Schrodinger’s handyman not win this contest. Methinks there be skullduggery here.
Wonderful Idea.
We have two cats. Love them both but they can be a pain…Ooops forgot….
Aaargh!!!!
Me buxom wench and me have two of the skurvey retches. I’d like to keelhaul both o the bleedin felines, but me loves them most times…..
A cat’s crows nest aint such a bad ideee.
There goes Frank, not stealing jokes from the Simpsons, as usual.
It’s an homage.
— Arrrrrr kids! Eye kn’t ear yah….
Ooooooooooo liiivzzz inna Swif’boat H’under Dah ceeeee
“SPONGE JOHN SQUARE NUTZ!!!”
— Uuuuull H’yellow inn poruous, kin’fused as kan beeeee
“SPONGE JOHN SQUARE NUTZ!!!”
ARRRRRRRR matey great caption congratulations……
AND
THANK YOU HUNTER…….
I needed a good laugh, and sponge john did the trick……love it. Got any more verses???
Oh yeah, like a cat cares if it flushes.
If you have a cat in your house, you have a box of crap in your house.
Arrrrrrrrrrr.
That’s ‘ilarious, that is.
AAarrr!
At first I thought “By Katie” was supposed to be some kind of pirate oath, like “By Blackbeard’s tooth!” or “By the monkey’s paw!”
Arrgh, by Katie, this scurvy seadog likes to say “monkey”!
I love cats but i cant help it. thyey always crap all over the place. once, my neighbor was caling me and was like “Hey neighbor, ur cat is in my garden” and i was like ” i dont have a cat” and he was like “well i dont have a garden!” hahahahaha i crack myself up. but yea, once, a cat crapped, and i was scarred for life, it smelt so bad, just like ur mama. I was black once, but then i had surgery. my name is jack i am 3000 pounds, i like long walks on the beach, and i like to read. I live in a trailer, call me. 1248 474 3994
p.s. i know where u live…
im right outside ur window…