• A new and very special In My World™.
• A new comic.
• Me singing an educational song
• And more!
  You come to IMAO tomorrow! You no regret!

I’m trying to update my blacklist to stop comment spam, but I get this error message “Could not save your blacklist data: Got a packet bigger than ‘max_allowed_packet'”
I just did the SP2 upgrade; any idea if this relates?

Power and internet is restored at home (though, oddly, my landline is down which was working throughout the hurricane), and just in time for my Star Wars DVDs I got in the mail today (now I can watch Greedo shoot first, but not quite as first as before). Expect beyond normal functioning of IMAO starting tomorrow morning.

Know what Florida could really use right now? Getting hit by an asteroid.
BTW, to help support IMAO through these trying times, remember to visit our advertisers. Right Wing Stuff is back with more… uh… right wing stuff. Also, Great American Shirts has it so now you can be Bush’s runningmate. You check them out and all other advertisers! You do so now! And then you vote!

Everyone go here and vote for me as class clown! Do not whine about registering with the Washington Post, just take a minute and do so and then vote for me (and you can vote in the other categories, too, but make sure to vote for me in class clown; I don’t know why I didn’t make the other categories – maybe people don’t take me seriously)!
I don’t care if your grandmother is sick; you take care of grandmother later! You vote now!
UPDATE: You must have your own registration to vote; you can’t just use someone else’s because it makes sure there is only one vote per registered person. So you register and you vote now, or me make no more funny! Then you be sad and you die!
UPDATE2: My nomination for best “Inside the Beltway” blog goes to INDC Journal. Bill did some great work for memogate, including personally contacting an expert on typesettings to help get facts on the hoax. All the blogosphere gained in credibility from Bill’s work, and he deserves your vote. Also, he’s up against a few who definitely should not win.

Monkeys are out there and are evil!
FEMA really should include blogging equipment as part as their disaster recovery. What do I need ice for? I like my Doritos at room temperature.
Anyway, while I’m still getting my bearings, check out this Get Fuzzy comic pointed out to me by a couple readers. That cat Bucky knows the score.

So what interesting events in politics and in the news did I miss over the past couple days? If nothing, make something up.
I’m pretty sure the world stopped to wait until I was heard from again, but what do you think?

As long as I know how to love, I know will stay alive.
Hey, everybody, it’s your favorite internet humorist, Frank J. I had a cold shower by flashlight this morning and then warm coke and Oreos (half chocolate, half peanut butter) for breakfast. BTW, shaving by flashlight is spooky.
Anyway, I’m at work now, but I probably won’t have time for some regular posting until I get power at home. I did draw a comic borne out of frustration that’s waiting to be scanned. Also, I was inspired to compose an educational song which I will record me singing. Finally, I have plans for a special In My World™ for when I have power and time to write it.
Until then, check out this comic SarahK did depicting my plight (I did have a working phone until last night). Maybe I’ll post some more today considering how much I’m able to do at work and after I catch up on politics.