Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, so all of ye land lubbers better talk like a salty, scurvy ridden pirate in the comments.
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And I refer you back to my Know Thy Enemy: Pirates. Read it if ye dare!
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And also, how to say the alphabet like a pirate.
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So, yeah, I don’t have anything new today, but… uh… er…
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Possibly Farrrrrst!
Yarrrrr….. I don’t know what I’m doin’.
Argh, did I mention I served in Tripoli ? Got me an eye patch, a hook and a peg leg.
And those rumors that I slipped on an orange peel and gouged out my own eye with me hook are LIES !
Did I mention I served in Triploi ?
Time to vote to feed me first mate. Before I vote against it.
Did I mention I served in Tripoli ?
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vikings RULE! Pirates don’t rule!
International Talk Like a Viking Day: October the Sixteenth!
Arrrgh mateys, it also be my birthday. Yarrgh!
Happy birthday, Marrrk. Arr.
PIRATES WANT A KERRY EDWARDS TICKET.
VIKINGS WANT BUSH CHENEY 2004.
GO VIKINGS!
International Talk Like a Viking Day
Th’ one day o’ th’ yar everyone else talks like meeeeee!
Arrrrrr!!!!!
Yaaarrrggghh, me mateys, avast to ye yard’m ‘n sail me frigate.
Arrrrgh, Pirate day. Reminds me of Knee-Length Posse lyrics. To wit:
I’m the pirate, arrrrgh,
I’m the booty pirate
Pass me the spliff boy,
it’s time to fire it;
Let’s get nasty down
where it stank,
You can swab my poop deck
And I’ll walk the plank.
I’m tearing up with romantic feelings.
Yarr, the audio recording of the scaliwag Frank sounds alike the voice of meself. Except me “S’s” and “C’s” stretch a shank longer…yarr.
ARG!! WHO BE SAYING VIKINGS ARE BETTER THAN PIRATES!! ARGG!! actually, ninjas are better than both….
not as cool as robot ninjas…
which are not as cool as… uh..
robot pirate viking… ghost… ninjas
they kill everything…
with laser katanas and …
ARRRGGGG
mmmm, everything’s better with ninjas.
Arrr! This be Captain Hindgrinder! Matey where be my velcro mitts? I see a sheepshank on the horizon!
Yarr. Three sheets to the wind. Blow on me hardy. Shiver me timbers. I got termites in me legs. Hoist that scurvy dog to the yard-arrrm!