Free Ice Cream Delayed

Sorry, didn’t have time for a post this morning. Instead, I had to drive SarahK to the airport 🙁
Now I’m at work and have plenty to do. I may be able to write a little short thing during breaks (i.e. long compilations), but I’m a bit behind on the news.
Anyway, if you are angry for not having your funny, blame SarahK (but don’t be too angry; look what she did with a 10rd magazine in my Walther P99 at her only second trip to the range). Also, blame Bush and the good economy plus my mad skilz which keep me busy at work.
Well, funny will come soon as well as an update on the status of the happy dance plus more t-shirt modeling pics from SarahK, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe. Until then, be honorable ronin.

25 Comments

  1. You know Frank, some of us are beginning to doubt that you actually have a happy dance. Anyone else with me on this one?
    I personally think you are holding out because you are trying to choreograph something that will be worthy of Wikipedia…

  2. A penguin is driving across the Great American Southwest when he notices the heat gauge is showing an increase in engine temperature beyond normal operating parameters. Being concerned, as soon as he arrives at the first town he comes to, he pulls into the local garage.
    The penguin explains his problem to the mechanic on duty who tells him, “I’ll take a look at it, check back with me in a little while”.
    The penguin then goes out to take a walk around the small desert town, wherein he soon comes across an ice cream store. Being a penguin in the desert he feels some ice cold ice cream would hit the spot and orders a large bowl of vanilla ice cream. Of course, being a penguin with no hands, he has to eat the ice cream with his flippers, which produces quite a mess.
    He then returns to the garage, and, on entering, the mechanic spots him and informs him, “you blew a seal”.
    “No, No,” responds the penguin,” it’s vanilla ice cream!”

  3. They’re not “hi-caps” – they are standard cap magazines. The 10 rounders are “reduced-caps”.
    Not bad shooting. But what distance?
    Oh and pistol targets aren’t supposed to be round…. Silhouettes!

  4. Thanks for the correction, Outback. Living under Clinton rusted me up some. We must never take their shit again.
    Tell a lie often enough and someone will believe it. I fell for a doozy.
    Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty we are free at last.

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