exclusive! you heard it here first: Frank J and Sarah K are on a flight to Las Vegas even as we speak where they will be wed by an Elvis impersonator priest.
or something.
No, but they’ll at least have to confess to a priest before the marriage is legal in the Catholic church. I know this because priests have spooooky magic.
What we’ve learned here, people, is that SarahK CAN type and swoon at the same time, and FrankJ CANNOT.
Women are much better multitaskers than men, after all.
ok
First!
Dammit! Thwarted by seconds!
shakes fist angrily
I’M NOT FIRST!!!! but i’m here in Frank’s house, so i win anyway. 🙂
happy Sunday night, y’all! heart all-a you!
Enjoy the break, no worries.
All that message needs is an evil laugh on the end. Muhahahaha!
Frank is lying. He won’t return. It is all just a big conspiracy theory made up by the Puppy Blender himself, damn renyolds. if only i could spell.
Yeah Right…….accompanied by a happy dance I guess?
Aw, give him a break. He appears to be,um, busy…
“Frank’s better than i expected he would be.”
— Sarah K.
exclusive! you heard it here first: Frank J and Sarah K are on a flight to Las Vegas even as we speak where they will be wed by an Elvis impersonator priest.
or something.
Gullyborg…
You forgot Frank is Catholic. They have to get married by the Pope.
Or something.
No, but they’ll at least have to confess to a priest before the marriage is legal in the Catholic church. I know this because priests have spooooky magic.
Frank, don’t taunt us. 🙁
you’ve managed to finally kick out your gf, bless you, we miss the funny.
where’s the friggin happy dance???
ok, off to go watch alias DVD’s….
no happy dance after what happened this weekend
http://www.mountaineermusing.com
poor FrankJ
When will THEN be NOW???
Soon….
(behold the wisdom of mel brooks)
DR. LIZARDO:
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
RED LECTROIDS:
Planet Ten!
DR. LIZARDO:
WHEN?
RED LECTROIDS:
Real Soon!
The Pope is an Elvis impersonator?
i feel robbed of funny…
I am the greatest man alive
Greatest post… EVER!
What we’ve learned here, people, is that SarahK CAN type and swoon at the same time, and FrankJ CANNOT.
Women are much better multitaskers than men, after all.
You cannot threaten us like that!