And I barely ever stole from them at all!
Tell me this isn’t stealing my bit, because I know no one has ever thought about nuking the moon other than me (well, me and the U.S. government in the 50’s).
(hat tip to radar)
I don’t know whether they did it before you or not, but Mr. Show (the sketch comedy HBO program by Bob Odenkirk and David Cross; libs, but hilarious) had a sketch where America blew up the moon. Gotta blow up something.
Isn’t “putting nukes on the moon” and “nuking” the moon two different things? You just wanted something to bitch about. However, out of solidarity I too call for a fatwa on the Onion for theiving your work!!!
They all may have stolen your idea but at least there is some progress. If things keep going like this, that moon may be vaporized by the end of this year. sweet.
I agree with Nick. It doesn’t matter what organization is nuking the moon. Just as long as it gets done and Rove and Rumsfeld claim credit for it.
Moon Nuking Solidarity for All!
So now Sci-Fi novels and video games are stealing from Frank too! Thanks for the heads up.
Now if only Frank had a fancy famous lawyer-professor to sue on his behalf (whom he hadn’t alienated through a slander campaign), Frank could be swimming in money. D’oh!
Nuking the moon may be the end of the Earth; having created in nearspace a volume of (whatever volume equals a diameter of 3,476 km worth of green cheese) debris that could rain down on this here planet with some decidedly unpleasant results.
Since the diameter of the supposed asteroid that took out the dinosaurs (and stopped the fresh production of our oil supply) was only, what, 14 miles or so, moving at near light speed, what about a lunar diameter’s worth of crap moving only a few thousand mph?
That’s the target for the Muhammabombers who really, really want to start fresh…
Issue a Fatwa against the Onion.
They should be sliced up and deep fried for their impudence!
I don’t know whether they did it before you or not, but Mr. Show (the sketch comedy HBO program by Bob Odenkirk and David Cross; libs, but hilarious) had a sketch where America blew up the moon. Gotta blow up something.
Infidels at the Onions must pay! Jiahad!
They also stole your idea for the Regan pyramid.
Isn’t “putting nukes on the moon” and “nuking” the moon two different things? You just wanted something to bitch about. However, out of solidarity I too call for a fatwa on the Onion for theiving your work!!!
Popular Science stole it last month, too. Top of the cover “How to mine the moon; first bomb it!”
I thought that Nukes on the moon was first proposed by Heinlein in the 40s.
What a bunch of thieving bastards! I’ll bet they have monkey-faces that need a sound punching.
They all may have stolen your idea but at least there is some progress. If things keep going like this, that moon may be vaporized by the end of this year. sweet.
Grow up. People steal my material all the time; most of the time before I even write it.
I agree with Nick. It doesn’t matter what organization is nuking the moon. Just as long as it gets done and Rove and Rumsfeld claim credit for it.
Moon Nuking Solidarity for All!
Didn’t THIS site used to be know as ‘The Garlic?
I pretty sure some sci-fi novel had a nuking-the-moon plot. Maybe even the Final Fantasy video game series.
So now Sci-Fi novels and video games are stealing from Frank too! Thanks for the heads up.
Now if only Frank had a fancy famous lawyer-professor to sue on his behalf (whom he hadn’t alienated through a slander campaign), Frank could be swimming in money. D’oh!
You know, an onion is shaped kinda like the moon, soooo… NUKE THE ONION!
Nuking the moon may be the end of the Earth; having created in nearspace a volume of (whatever volume equals a diameter of 3,476 km worth of green cheese) debris that could rain down on this here planet with some decidedly unpleasant results.
Since the diameter of the supposed asteroid that took out the dinosaurs (and stopped the fresh production of our oil supply) was only, what, 14 miles or so, moving at near light speed, what about a lunar diameter’s worth of crap moving only a few thousand mph?
That’s the target for the Muhammabombers who really, really want to start fresh…