It’s time to try a return of Frank Answers™. Just e-mail me (frankj [at] imao.us) with the subject “Frank Answers” and your question. I know all, so no question is too much for the great Frank J.
Oh, and if you get some e-mail back that my mailbox is full, ignore it. All the e-mails get forwarded to another e-mail address so I do get them even if I haven’t cleaned out my mailbox.
P.S. Remember to include your name and town.
Do the same people who think Mormons are insulting them by showing up at their door, also yell at Girl Scouts selling cookies that they are idiotic feminazis-in-training?
Hermit, I believe he said to e-mail them, not put them in the comment box, but whatever.
Wacky,
Did you think I just wrote those instruction up there for my own edification?
There’s a question: what’s edification mean and did I just use it correctly in a sentence?
Frank, i have a question. Why do we hafta e-mail ya when we can do this? Curious people want to know!
BTW, Thomas Edification invented the light bulb.
What gives Frank? Doesn’t anyone follow instructions?
I thought we were supposed to send in questions to you. Now you are asking us to answer your questions.
Now we’re all confused. Technically, aren’t you supposed to email yourself that question?
Oh wait, that was a question too, and I didn’t email either.
I think I just answered my question!
Now what do I do?
So how much current does it take for Frank to edify himself? Isn’t that dangerous?
Would’t that be edicute himself?
How many of the bloggers here at IMAO are actually FrankJ sock puppets?
Well, since this post seems to have been hi-jacked, or lo-jacked, or whatever…
1) Do you technically “read” a picture-book?
2) If you have only one eye, do you blink or wink?
3) Is it legal to name your kid “Anonymous” or “Unknown”?
4) If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it create a vaccuum in your stomach?
5) What is a hacky and why is it in a sack?
6) Why does the hair on your head continue to grow, but the hair on the rest of your body doesn’t? (Note: This doesn’t apply to the “Cousin Its” of the world)
And for crying out loud…
7) How many licks DOES IT take to get the Tootsie-roll center of a Tootsie-pop?
Questions:
Why does the “insurgent terrorist” attacks in Iraq always kill a lot of Iraquis and rarely any westerners?
How come the only mosque (Muslims would never bomb hallowed ground) where Suni and Shia worship together got bombed?
Answer:
I do not give away the town where I live bacause I am afraid of getting a call from some “insurgent terrorists”.
Sallam Aleikum
//Why does the “insurgent terrorist” attacks in Iraq always kill a lot of Iraquis and rarely any westerners?//
I know Frank expected an email for these questions, but I got this one.
PERCENTAGES! There are more Iraqis in Iraq than westerners. Also the westerners tend it congregate in more secure areas while the Iraqis wander willy nilly all over the place.
E-MAIL!
Neo,
I have an answer for you: you can shut up! That’s what you can do!
When are you actually going to tell us what IMAO means?
Not promise to tell us. Tell us.
That reply to Neo was anything but aloof.
That reply to Neo was anything but aloof.
Posted by: kya on July 21, 2006 05:11 PM
I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that. I’ll be giggling for the next hour or two now.
Ouch!
I don’t know if I like Sarah’s idea any more?