So, the Israelis have started their cease-fire, and now the IDF is all like, “Well, Frank, what do we do now?”
I don’t know why they’re asking me, though, as I don’t really like Jews. You see, my savior, Jesus, was last seen with a bunch of Jews before he mysteriously disappeared. Thus, I’ve always been suspect of Jews.
Still, I’m here to help – especially to help people suffering the pain of not being able shoot terrorists. So here are:
FUN THINGS TO DO DURING A CEASE-FIRE
* Take an audio course on conversational Korean.
* Find a great sniping position.
* Catch up on seasons of Smallville.
* Better plan your next attack.
* Sudoku.
* Stabbing the enemy, punching the enemy, or anything else that doesn’t involve “firing.”
* Try to eat a six-foot hoagie in one sitting.
* Marinate your bullets in bacon grease.
* Learn to juggle.
* Run a pool on when the cease-fire will be broke.
Have fun, IDF!
Isn’t bacon tabbo for jews though?
Evan,
Well, they don’t have to touch it. It’s not like they consider pigs sacred.
Since there is a ceasefire in Lebanon could the Israelis occupy themselves by taking out resupply efforts from Syria. This could keep the from getting bored while still killing terrorists. Just a thought for the IDF to consider.
When fighting terrorists, the only proper time for a ceasefire is when you need to stop to reload.
I think that this would be an opportune time for the IDF to focus on enhancing their pit OF DOOM.
Couldn’t they just nuke the moon?
Yes, they could nuke the moon, just put every member of Hezbollah, Hamas, and all the other terrorists organizations on the moon before they push the red button.
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Killed your savior? Since when did we kill superman?