Is it just me, or is Hugo Chavez look like just some big dumb thug?
“Duuuuh, I’m gonna lower the price of oil.”
I can see this guy being the dumb muscle for a smarter dictator, but running a country? Come on!
Anyway, it seems like he’s aspiring to be a Castro henchman (here he is holding an odd phallic symbol for Castro). I could see that working for him.
“You anger Fidel! Hugo smash!”
Anyway, Bush should have a meeting with Hugo and punch him right in his big, dumb, ape face because that’s how we treat thugs in America. Thugs may push people around in other countries, but here we push thugs around.
Also, punching Hugo Chavez in the face could help Bush’s approval ratings; it would be pretty impossible to harm it, at least.
It’s not just you.
Does anyone else think he kinda looks like a fat kos? Is Kos really Hugo Chavez? Is that master plan of Venezuela? I’m gonna get my gun just in case
You people are f***ing crazy. You and the “Thoseshirts” people need to read… something other than Anne Coulter. F*** you you stupid sons of bitches. I hope you burn in hell you crazy f***s. F***, Ronald Reagan. His throat looks like a vagina.
Mr. Assload needs his bottle, a binkie, and a big ol’ nap. Someone’s getting cranky…
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How does Mr.Assload (am I spelling that correctly?) even know what a vagina looks like?
I heard that the Republicans are going to lose super bad in the midterms. One sign is that Loserman just got defeated very badly in the primary? Is this true? Are the Republicans about get trounced because so many people are angry the administration from being so dumb and wasting all our money? What happened to the fiscally conservative Republicans. I miss them. 🙁 Why did they leave and let these new bad oogly publicans spend all of our money and get into debt with China? 🙁 Why!! 🙁
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Hugo looks like a cast member from “Grease”.
Actually, the guy looks like a little dumb thug. Ever seen him standing up? The guy’s like 3′ 2″…he’s a freakin’ dwarf…not that there’s anything wrong with that.
And would everybody stop picking on the mentally challenged trolls?…I mean Please?!? The guy is obviously off his meds. He mentions two right wing icons, Coulter and Reagan…and of the two Reagan makes him think of vaginas? How sick is that?
Are these the “cut-and-paste” troll variety? Because nothing they mentioned seems to have anything to do with the post.
Anyway, I find it funny that Li’l Hugo is trying his best Big Bad Dictator act, but the only alliances he’s managed to scrounge up are tiny countries I’ve never heard of until he mentioned them. I think he’s compensating for the fact he wasn’t mentioned in W’s classic “Axis of Evil” roll call.
I am beginning to miss MFL, at least there was a “Quality Troll” who could actually argue a point and spell. The new ones can’t be any better than third -rate/grade Trolls.
He looks like he rides the short bus.
Hugo looks like that Big dude in Happy Gilmore and that one Bond movie. I think it was Moonraker and his name was LockJaw or something. He had shiny metal teeth.
Only hugo is an agry midget with a Napoleon Complex.
Richard Kiel? Naw… that dude’s got the makings of being an awesome dictator.
You’ve got it all wrong.
Chavez is the troll king!
Look at him, he’s got the classic features: pointy nose and ears. Rumors has it he even used to live under a bridge!
So, our current troll infestation is probably due to his minions taking offense to our mocking their lord and master.
Here’s proof
Creepy, isn’t it?
He looks like a thug yes, but I think that in prison, he’d be that thug that gets his ham ridden all the time.
Okay, so Chavez get’s grilled for his looks, and Bolton doesnt. Wow, love of Republican balls really is blind.
//Chavez get’s grilled for his looks, and Bolton doesnt. //
Hell no babs, you whore of mohammed, Bolton has the ‘STACHE which had superpowers of intimidation, unlike the frankenface of mr. hugo. What do you care? Or do you have issues with people making light of dorky looking gnomes?
“Okay, so Chavez get’s grilled for his looks, and Bolton doesnt. Wow, love of Republican balls really is blind.”
Fine…
Michael Bolton looks kind of gay, doesn’t he?
Yes, Bob, you’re right, John Bolton does look a lot like Jeffrey Dahmer.
FrankJ:
I am no fan of Hugo Chavez, but this is the best you could do in finding a photo to make fun of him?
He actually doesn’t look too bad in this picture. Strong but reasonable.
He does not look like the man he is, a leader who is driving his country into the ground with authoritarian crackdowns on civil liberties, arrogant foreign policies and economy destroying domestic initiatives (hmmm, reminds me of another world leader. Wonder who?)
Now, if you want to see a scary picture, check out the guy in the photo on the top left of this website .
He looks awful — like a right-wing samurai wannabe you deludes himself in thinking he can write worth a damn.
Of course, as the photo of Chavez demonstrates, you should never judge a book by its cover, right?
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. When are you going to remove the links to your “fan clubs” FrankJ? They haven’t seen any activity since last year.
Kinda of embarrassing to keep them up, don’t you think?
//P.S. When are you going to remove the links to your “fan clubs” FrankJ? They haven’t seen any activity since last year.
Kinda of embarrassing to keep them up, don’t you think?//
The mfl critter doesn’t realize that these links are stymies for those who do not belong to the SUPERHAPPYFUN ULTIMATE SECRET COOL FAN CLUB for Frankj of which the mfl could never be a part because the mfl critter is too mfl.
Go home to your mother if she’ll have you, you mfl scum…
MFL,
Shut your seed-hole and go back to the kiddie table. You need some manners, little boy, because you should know better than to try to correct your betters on things you know nothing about.
So, you infantile colostomy bag, go to the corner and stay there until you can learn that children should be seen and not heard.
P.S. Still waiting for you to get that World History book to read so you can learn what facts are and maybe have a leg to stand on.
War and Victory you used Masengil container.
-DesertElephant.
I don’t know why, but that picture made me think of Sloth from The Goonies.
“Hugo love Chunk!”