In a blow for murderous terrorist conspirators everywhere, Mohammad al-Qahtani, known as the “20th hijacker” filed a lawsuit against former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
While detained at GitMo, Gahtani underwent a special interrogation that gave the United States valuable information. However, Qahtani asserts that he was subjected to forced nudity, sexual humiliation, religious humiliation, prolonged stress positions, sleep deprivation and other controversial interrogation techniques.
Mr. Rumsfeld insisted, “Whatever we did – nudity, sleep deprivation, weird positions – I assure you it was consensual.”
Mr. Gahtani spoke outiside the German courhouse where the suit was filed. “I want Rumsfeld in jail. I want him to apologize and I want my 72 virgins.”
Instead, we offer him a weeknd with Barney Frank-nothing extraordinary there.
Ahh. The dreaded “Frisco Bath House” interrogation. “Look down upon my ass-less chaps and despair!!!”
I hope they help him get those 72 virgins.
He hasn’t figured out that he isn’t eligible for the 72 virgins since he ISN’T DEAD. I promise the goats are waiting for him though.
Whatever we did to him wasn’t nearly enough.
????Mr. Rumsfeld insisted, “Whatever we did – nudity, sleep deprivation, weird positions – I assure you it was consensual.”????
Uhhh…Rummy, you forget that when they consent to do such things, it’s only with goats and camels.
The rest of this sounds like a hit night in Hollywood.
Did the sexual humiliation involve clueing him in that 6 in centimeters isn’t the same thing as 6 in inches? Shrinkage? I think not.
A couple of recent events have gotten me to thinking:
1. Someone made a Mel Gibson drinking game.
2. Members of the, ahem, Relion of Peace [TM] violently rioted against a couple of cartoons of Mahmoud/Mohamed/Potatoh/Potahto and to prove that they are not violent fanatics.
Well, why not combine the two? How’s about a first-person shooter game where you get to shoot jihadis and Mohameds? I mean, its two great tastes that taste great together …