Suddenly a bunch of the monkey-faced have found this post and are putting their hyperventilating stupidity into an ASCII text representation. Apparently they didn’t get it was a joke, though the only way to make it more obvious I was joking would be to write “I’m joking” every other sentence.
I’m not going to do that.
I need some sort of way to screen angry stupid people and keep them off this beloved interweb site. Maybe I could just place shiny things on the sidebar to distract them…
Put one o’them socialist manifestos smack in the middle of your article (between a whole word in fact, like ” transce-[content of manifesto]-ndentalism” ) that’ll confuse them so hard they’ll forget how to capitalize or use the space bar…then again they do that anyway.
“The lunatic minority fringe is desperate. It is now literally making stuff up”
I don’t know Frank. I think there’s something to this accusation. Think so?
I suggest “I’m joking” in a blinking font and a lengthy legal disclaimer at the end. With a little luck the blinking font will give them seizures.
At the top of every posting put up a link that says “For nude photos of Hillary Clinton (or Nancy Pelosi, whoever) click here”. Then have a program setup to log the IP addresses of anyone who clicks on the link (which would actually lead to a picture of Frank J mooning). After that you just ban/filter those IP addresses from being able to log onto IMAO or at least the comments section. As we know, only wacko lefty moonbats would be interested in seeing naked pics of Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi. The rest of us throw up in our mouths a little at the mere thought of it. Once we get used to the nausea from seeing that link everytime we read a post, I think we’ll take that over the nausea that comes from reading some of the libs comments on here.
Kind of a complicated scheme, but it might just work. :o)
I don’t like lefties myself…but to suggest that any of them want to see Hillary naked is beyond the pale! And, thanks alot for the mental image which I won’t be able to scrub from my brain quick enough. Ewwwww!
Anyone too stupid to grasp the sarcasm of this site will one day forget to inhale after exhaling, and thus remove themselves from the gene pool. Taking measures to distract them would be inefficient as they will soon make themselves eligible for a Darwin Award.
Shiny things usually work for me.
In my house I keep a cross, picture of Reagan, and a picture of “Chesty” Puller in front of the door. This is a sure fire way to deter liberals from entering! Oh, and it works against vampires too.
You’d think they would have come up with a spray for that kind of infestation by now. Some sort of bug-bomb, maybe.
You could just go back to adding words to their comments like you were doing a few months ago, so we can try to guess what you added. This would be a higher difficulty level than before though, as their words already sound so much like parody.
in the deep south, we don’t have that problem. Liberals do not come on the famous Christmas Place. They just might get blasted.
Rex
I need some sort of way to screen angry stupid people and keep them off this beloved interweb site.
Meanwhile, the Michael-Moore-is-fat jokes attract them. Horns of a dilemma!
Hit ’em wif a stick! Hit ’em wif a stick!
Meanwhile, the Michael-Moore-is-fat jokes attract them. Horns of a dilemma!
You’re just jealous because you’re not on Tom DeLay’s blogroll.
Whatever…We would not be so right if they were not so left. The best thing we can do is stay informed and vote. That is like chewing gum and walking to the wake and bake world piece in a bong hit crowd
Whatever…We would not be so right if they were not so left. The best thing we can do is stay informed and vote. That is like chewing gum and walking to the wake and bake, find world peace in a bong hit crowd. Hippies never finish what they start. We can count on that.
YA! double post! SWEET. have not done that in 3 years. – doh!
Because Democrats never meet with the declared enemies of the United States.
IT NEVAH HAPPEN!
Why not go back to the old standby of punching them in their dumb monkey faces.
It’s been my experience that they don’t have long attention spans. They seem to be distracted by just about anything that…hey look!…a squirrel!
Do what comes natural to Conservatives when attacked…Attack back even harder. I find that Youtube is a very target rich environment. It’s easy to find lefty trolls grazing in the field of ignorance. Try my patented Lib Bait technique. Ensure you use stereotypes mixed with Bush, Cheney, Rove, or Rummy quotes when you post. Man they love it. This keeps them so busy they won’t have time to come here.
Man, nothing gets the leftards going like, well, anything. How can you not laugh at a culture of people who scream & cry at the drop of a hat?
Neo-Con: “Michael Moore is fat.”
Leftard: “That’s so typically insensitive of you repugs. You just attack his weight issues because you don’t like his movies.”
Neo-Con: “Hitlery is a frigid bitch.”
Leftard: “You’re just being sexist because she wants to be the first woman Prez. Jerks!”
Neo-Con: “Nancy Pelosi looks like the Crypt-Keeper’s daughter.”
Leftard: “You shut up! She’s beautiful! And by the way, you’re not funny. This blog isn’t funny. Bu$h’s racist war isn’t funny. Michael Richards, now THAT’S funny”
Neo-Con: “Condi could whoop Pelosi & Hitlery in a fight with her eyes closed & one arm tied behind her back.”
Leftard: “She’s just a sellout Oreo. What are you, some kind of nier lover?!?” **achoo!
Neo-Con: “God bless you.”
Leftard: “F*ck you!!! How dare you try to force your religious mores on me!!! Why don’t you go shove it up your pro-life, Jesus lovin’, soap-usin’ butt!!!”
Neo-Con: “We’ll pray for you.”
Leftard: “ARRRRRGGGHHH!!! I HATE YOU ALLLLLLL!!! ALLAH AKBAR!!!
Just to add on ,
Libtard: Who are you to judge me?
Neocon: Well(short pause), I’m a judge.
, and (short pause) for added effect.