James “F- The Jews” Baker III goes back to his old habits, reads the memos from his in-house Syrians at the Baker Institute at Rice University, and slips in their wet-dream: linking the Iraq War with the Israeli-Palestinian/Israeli-Syria/Israeli-Hezbollah/Israel-Arab/Israeli-Islam/Israeli-UN/Israeli-Pat Robertson conflict.
Of course, James Baker is too much of a veteran politician to play his whole hand in this document. I mean, you slip a little something in, nudge the lines in the sand a little this time, then nudge them again.. and again.. and again…
Here are some of the things James Baker didn’t link the Israeli-Palestinian conflict to that he wished he could have:

• “The failure to come up with a resolution of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is preventing humanity from finding a cure for AIDS” – According to leading academics in Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Gaza, Turkey, France, Malaysia, Pakistan, and London – Jews spread AIDS as a part of their biological warfare plan against the Western World. Heck, they invented it, right?
  On the other hand, Palestinians would be learning biochemistry and medicine in Beir Zeit and Al-Quds University instead of making explosives and rockets if they had their own country. That country would be a shining beacon for medical research, attracting doctors and researchers from across the globe. Curing AIDS would be just the first step – they’d also cure cancer, diabetes, and the rift between Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth.
• “The failure to come up with a resolution of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is to blame for the American and European obesity epidemic” – With too many Jews around, there’s too many Jewish mothers telling their kids “Eat, eat! You need to eat something!”
  But if the Palestinians are allowed to wipe the Jews off of the face of the earth, no more Jewish mothers stuffing the faces of children around the world. Lots of healthy, lean kids out there. Maybe they’ll get some exercise with their burning rocks and leaping through flaming hoops, too?
• “The failure to come up with a resolution of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is to blame for the decline in quality in Hollywood’s movies.” – Two words: Stephen Spielberg.
  Without all that Jew money propping him up, we’d be getting great epics like “Jenin, Jenin” sweeping the Oscars. Maybe we’d see a Gucci or Vera Wang suicide bomber vest going down the red carpet worn by Susan Sarandon, making a beeline to martyr herself on Joan and Melissa Rivers.
• “The failure to come up with a resolution of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is raising oil prices.” – You see, Jews like Chinese food. So they buy all that food from China. China’s economy grows as a result, but the Jews demand more food because Jews always want more. Tthey become industrialized to provide that food to Jews. The demand for fuel to drive that economy goes up, which then makes China compete with America in the energy markets. That drives up the price oil oil everywhere.
  But on the other hand, Palestinians just eat from bags of UN food aid. That comes from America, so wiping out the Jews would collapse the Chinese economy and boost the American economy. Yay, America! Boo Jews!
• “The failure to come up with a resolution of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is the root cause of global warming, climate change, and rising ocean levels.” – All those Jews, lighting their menorahs at once! Such pollution! Over eight days, too! If Palestinians are allowed to obliterate Jewish holy places, Hanukkah would end as a major holiday and there would be much less burning… well, unless you count all those cars in France being burned by angry Muslim youths.
• “The failure to come up with a resolution of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is why the Oakland Raiders suck.” – Art Shell’s black. And you know how Jews treat black people. Just look at Michael Richards, who claims to be Jewish because… um… he grew up around Jews. And because I grew up with a pet dog, that makes me a dog, too. Arf! Arf!
  Wiping out the Jewish ownership of NFL teams and handing it over to Palestinian ownership would return respect to the league. Of course, it wouldn’t work for baseball, because all it would take is one suicide squeeze and there’s be lawsuits. (“Fans should be alert for baseballs, bats, and shrapnel leaving the field of play and going into the stands.”)

See?Look at all of that… so much the world is missing out on!
Isn’t it obvious by now that…

The solution for the Iraq War was back in 1991, back when James Baker’s boss was too much of a pussy to finish the job.
You know, I bet that James Baker was probably involved in that idiotic decision, too.
Go back to your Syrian snakepit, James. And take your Surrender Commission with you.