Ehud Olmert meets with the Palestinian Authority’s new peace envoy, sent by Hamas in response to criticisms that they have not taken the peace process seriously to date.
*****MID-EAST PEACE REACHED*****
The heads of Israel and Iran reach an agreement that will bring peace to a trouble area. When asked later, Olmert was quoted as saying, “It was the giraffe ballon trick that won me over.”
Casper the Friendly Host
Getting humped by his smiling ally and shaking hands with his enemy, Ehud Olmert thinks: “Whatjewgonnado”,sue me? ” And out loud says: “Launch the nukes. NOW !!!!”
“Israeli Prime Minister Meets Jimmy Carter During Former US President’s Book Tour”
That news story at the link was really random, stringing together unrelated crap like that.
Sixth Day contest? You mean, as in, the caption should read “ok, I think this one’s done his work for a while, time to erase the ‘E'” (wiki ‘Golem’ for details.)
“So… I thought you said the new American Speaker of the House of Representatives was a woman.”
“No sir this is a clown”
“Oh, I knew it couldn’t be her. He’s much more attractive”
From Reuters – Some clown shook hands with a popular children’s entertainer today. Unfortunately he got his neo-con zionist radiation supplied by Bush on him and the poor entertainer died days later. Israel hates everyone. Stupid JOOOOOOOS!
In an unrelated story, Fox News shoots up another 750 billion ratings points. Obviously another Bush/Rovian plot.
Somebody tell Putin his guys screwed up. They used CLOWNONIUM-210!
“First the money, then you see the ‘stuff’ man”
“1, 2, 3, 4, this is how you start a thumb war!”
Ehud Olmert meets with the Palestinian Authority’s new peace envoy, sent by Hamas in response to criticisms that they have not taken the peace process seriously to date.
“I know Bozo the Clown, and you, sir, are no Bozo the Clown”
-or-
“Fools! I said a media circus!”
“hello sexy…”
The retirement of the general who commanded Israeli forces in the recent Hizbollah war leaves many questions.
*****MID-EAST PEACE REACHED*****
The heads of Israel and Iran reach an agreement that will bring peace to a trouble area. When asked later, Olmert was quoted as saying, “It was the giraffe ballon trick that won me over.”
Casper the Friendly Host
Okay, okay, 1967 borders it is!
Shortly after a clown arrived at the Israeli Prime Minister’s office, a guy in a funny hat popped out to shake his hand.
I don’t get it…
Two clowns?
“Ehud Olmert meets with James Baker to discuss the ISG report.”
I better not say a word about clowns … huh frank?
Olmert surrenders more land for peace!
I better not say a word about clowns … huh frank?
Shut yer pie hole.
Israeli Prime Minister meets with US Democrat presidential front-runner.
Getting humped by his smiling ally and shaking hands with his enemy, Ehud Olmert thinks: “Whatjewgonnado”,sue me? ” And out loud says: “Launch the nukes. NOW !!!!”
“Israeli Prime Minister Meets Jimmy Carter During Former US President’s Book Tour”
That news story at the link was really random, stringing together unrelated crap like that.
In the middle of the night, al-Reuters’ second-string Photoshop team takes charge.
Sixth Day contest? You mean, as in, the caption should read “ok, I think this one’s done his work for a while, time to erase the ‘E'” (wiki ‘Golem’ for details.)
Everyone sing along “Kinko Kinko the weirdo loving clown”
And in other news, this just in…
Some clown just died today of radiation hand illness…
“So… I thought you said the new American Speaker of the House of Representatives was a woman.”
“No sir this is a clown”
“Oh, I knew it couldn’t be her. He’s much more attractive”
PM Olmert and Israel’s top Rabbi Moishe “Captain” Spaulding discuss whether Bow-tie squirters and Balloon animals are kosher.
“Welcome to Israel. How was your trip to Syria Senator Kerry?”
From Reuters – Some clown shook hands with a popular children’s entertainer today. Unfortunately he got his neo-con zionist radiation supplied by Bush on him and the poor entertainer died days later. Israel hates everyone. Stupid JOOOOOOOS!
In an unrelated story, Fox News shoots up another 750 billion ratings points. Obviously another Bush/Rovian plot.
Welcome to Israel Mr.Ahmadinejad
How much would yuo take for the pink one, and does it vibrate?
ooops,
How much would you take for the pink one, and does it vibrate? Oh heck, I’ll take all three!
I’m the new presidential advisor.