Donald Trump has decided that the most lucrative real estate on the planet is Rosie O’Donnell’s mouth:
Rosie O’Donnell had some fiery words for Donald Trump on The View Wednesday morning, calling him a “snake-oil salesman” following his announcement that he would not fire troubled Miss USA Tara Conner.
After hearing about her comments, Trump fired back to PEOPLE, calling her “a woman out of control” and saying he planned to sue O’Donnell over her statements questioning his financial well-being.
“You can’t make false statements,” Trump tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Rosie will rue the words she said. I’ll most likely sue her for making those false statements — and it’ll be fun. Rosie’s a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie.”
No disclosure of how much he’s suing her for?
I guess we have to wait to find out how much Rosie is worth in terms dollars of square foot in her mouth.

“Well go on, start ruing!”-Stewie Griffin
Rosie’s mouth? Square feet? Try acres.
“Now, begin your ruing! I’ll just sit here and watch.” -Zim
Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donnell is sort of like the war between Iraq and Iran back in the 1980s. Is there any way for both of them to lose?
I hope this snowballs and that everyone O’Donnel has trashed,on ” The View” and off gets on the proverbial band wagon.
I also hope Miss USA stays on the wagon. (she should go I think, underage drinking is not something we should encourage)
I also hope “The View” stands by O’Donnel and is part and parcel of the suit. That way it will go quickly off the air to be replaced by an add for “Chop-O-Matic. Which would be so much more entertaining than a bunch of liberal harpies screeching invective into the camera trying to sound as if they had a clue, or a thought, or the thought of a thought.
“I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie.”
So does Rosie get to counter sue for that false statement? “Nice” is an obvious falsehood, and “little” is definitely arguable.
I doubt her mouth would be worth much even if it was priced by the acre. Who want an acre of mouth that smells of fish?
Rosie had this to say in return:
“Ching chong chang Trump chong chong lawsuit ching-a chong my chang ching ever widening ass ching chink!!!
If The Donald can get a buck for every pube they find in there, he can build a new casino on her fat ass!
Frankly who gives a rat’s-ass? Two obvious knuckleheads get into a pissing contest, and that’s news? Get a real life!
I’m not a huge Donald fan–but this is beautiful! “My nice fat little Rosie” is just priceless and we need more people like him saying stuff like this about this pig! Sorry–that wasn’t very nice–pigs have feelings too and we shouldn’t compare them to Rosie! Take all of her money Mr. Trump!
Someone please tell me why Rosie O’Donnell’s crackpot comments are considered worthy of being broadcast on public airways and not filtered out like the screeching background noise it is? As for Trump, everything out of his mouth is just a commercial for one of his ventures. Everytime he’s quoted he should have to pay advertising rates for the space it takes up.
This isn’t going to court. If it does then Trump won’t get a dime. This was spoken defamation so it will be slander at best and slander is much harder to prove than libel.
Mix that in with fair comment and criticism (seeing as how Trump is a public figure) and the odds of him winning are much slimmer than Rosie’s mouth.
-John