The results of a new poll was just released, and 62% of Americans don’t strongly believe we should nuke Mecca. Obviously, the belief that most Americans have become anti-Muslim is wrong.
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That’s because we 62% strongly believe in nuking everywhere those moon-“god” worshipping goat-buggerers inhabit, not just Mecca.
Now I am not in favor of Nuking Mecca on principle, but I do favor treating both Mecca and Medina to the “glow in the dark” routine if one more attack is made on the United States.
Of course in that event, Tehran, Bagdad, Islamabad and Cairo should receive the same treatment to save on the need for nightlights.
Where is Mecca? Is that on the moon? Oh, I remember: that’s where they found that meteorite and started worshipping it. They’re monotheists, after all.
Nuke Mecca anyway, just to be safe.
62% don’t strongly believe we should? Just goes to show you can word a poll to get any answer you want.
Now, Now, nuking Mecca would kill millions and millions of cockroaches, and other vermin that are way higher up the foodchain than the current err, human inhabitants. I say we invent an asshole ray that only kills dicriminately the assholes in the world that would do America harm. That would eliminate Jihadii’s Corrupt Politicians, and LIbErals as well. America would loose a huge internal, and bigger external threat! Its a win/win situation!
Get to work DOD/DARPA!!!
Just like our President says, it takes leadership to step forward and do the unpopular thing and go against the polls…I know, wrong issue but…I’m for nukin’
That’s because we 62% strongly believe in nuking everywhere those moon-“god” worshipping goat-buggerers inhabit, not just Mecca.
Obviously, 62% of Americans “don’t want to do what’s good for America.”
Now I am not in favor of Nuking Mecca on principle, but I do favor treating both Mecca and Medina to the “glow in the dark” routine if one more attack is made on the United States.
Of course in that event, Tehran, Bagdad, Islamabad and Cairo should receive the same treatment to save on the need for nightlights.
That was obviously a poll of liberals.
Where is Mecca? Is that on the moon? Oh, I remember: that’s where they found that meteorite and started worshipping it. They’re monotheists, after all.
Nuke Mecca anyway, just to be safe.
62% don’t strongly believe we should? Just goes to show you can word a poll to get any answer you want.
Damn!! I thought sure I was in the majority on this one…
Now, Now, nuking Mecca would kill millions and millions of cockroaches, and other vermin that are way higher up the foodchain than the current err, human inhabitants. I say we invent an asshole ray that only kills dicriminately the assholes in the world that would do America harm. That would eliminate Jihadii’s Corrupt Politicians, and LIbErals as well. America would loose a huge internal, and bigger external threat! Its a win/win situation!
Get to work DOD/DARPA!!!
I out of orange juice again. Where is spacedonkey?
Just like our President says, it takes leadership to step forward and do the unpopular thing and go against the polls…I know, wrong issue but…I’m for nukin’
Why nuke mecca? We should come up with a camel/goat to human STD and that’ll be the end of Islam.