Responding to Tyra Banks’s query regarding what Clinton’s husband would be called if she won, Hillary made the following asinine comment:
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“[W]e need to do a nationwide contest for a name[…] Like a reality show[…] This is good, because think about it; here are some of the things that have been suggested like First Mate. His Scottish friends say ‘First Laddie,’ but we need ideas.”
Oh yeah… I’ve got some names…
- First Rapist
- First Philanderer
- First Perjurer
- First Flab-ass
- First Fellatiatee
- Second Impeached
In addition to solving that little moniker mystery, it also seems that she could’ve done better naming her airplane. Joking around with the fawning, brown-nosed members of the MSM press corps, she referred to her new ride as “Hill Force One”.
How drab.
Surely there are more appropriate sobriquets for her superflously luxurious transportational accomodations:
- Cackle Attack
- PIAPS One
- Sky High Tax-i
- Better Than the Black Guy
- Cankles Away!
- COBRA Commander
- Loser in the Sky With Diamonds
Or… and this is just wishful thinking on my part… “American Pie“.
Fraud Thompson: First Liar!
“Fraud Thompson” is Fred Thompson mirror-universe counterpart.
I’d still like to see Bill officially titled William Clinton, inmate number 4561235.
“First Willy Weenie”
“First Orgasmic Husband”
“First Dickhead”
“Air Head One”
“Air Thighness Highness”
“Flying Pit of Doom”
RON PAUL: FIRST TO FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!
There is only one canidate who can beat the dems. There’s only one canidate who can save us from disaster. There’s only one canidate. RON PAUL
that works for him since his national poll numbers are around 1%!!!
You should feel fortunate that you don’t have to pass a literacy test to vote.
First (and only) Inch
Alright, that may have been distasteful. Let me try the plane.
Death Star One
Better.
#8 – Posted by: Sir Andrew on January 18, 2008 01:16 PM
Don’t make fun of me man! Make fun of our leaders who are selling us out! We have the chance to elect a REAL president. Come on man! You know it’s true. RON PAUL!
Slick Willie:
– First Cad;
– Fluid under the bridge to the 21st century.
The Plane:
– Broomstick One;
– Rainbow Power One;
– The world’s first plane without a cockpit.
First Dress Spooger?
Air Force Broom?
Air Despair
On Slick… definately inmate #1
On the airplane, either:
Broomstick 1
The flying monkey.
Frigid-Air.
Air Au Contraire
Kudos for “Loser in the Sky With Diamonds.”
Hole In The Sky
I’ve given this a lot of thought, and I’ve decided that the best name for BJ if Hillary wins is
First Villager.
The rest of us will just be Villagers and will be required to wear a circle pin on the collars of our shirts/blouses to show our loyalty. We’ll be forced to recite pseudo-African Hallmark messages about how important the village is to us all.
However, if Fred Thompson beats her, he’ll blow up her whole damn village.
You know what you must do. So do it, dammit!
Oppose Fascism always!
American Pie? Ouch. It’s been nice having you around, Harvey. I suspect Hillary’s death squad to be knocking on your door right…about…now.
“Broomstick One” is said to be the actual nickname given to Hillary’s transportation by the Secret Service detail during her time as First Lady.
As for the anonymous Paulbot, a quick question: in what sense can we fight for our rights by electing a man who utterly refuses to fight for them abroad?
Bill – First Lech
Hillary’s Plane – The Mile-High Club
For the plane, ‘The Great Eye of Sauron’ is the only thing that comes to mind at the moment.
“Hell-force of One” might be an apt name for the plane, though many may prefer to hear it referred to in the press as “… the tragic twisted hulk which is a lasting monument to the end of an otherwise promising political career…”
As for a name for Billery, how about “First sellout to China” or “First one stupid enough to marry the b*tch”?
Hillary’s plane — Bitchcraft
The first husband — “Bill-ass-a-boob”