If you’re wondering how the war is going (and who isn’t it), it’s now changed all our troops from baby-killers to puppy-tossers. The surge is a failure, unless you measure its success in the distance a puppy is thrown. I think this is all the evidence needed that we must end the war now and bring them home.
Then again, if we bring them home, they’ll just toss our puppies. Maybe we should bring them somewhere else like Antarctica. They could toss penguins there, but who cares. Plus, if they made videos of that, they could be pretty entertaining if they got Morgan Freeman to narrate them.
We don’t want a war with the penguins.
War is a terrible thing. Maybe we should kill the people who started it. Wait…..that’s what we set out to do. I have to say I have my doubts whether this actually happened but since the guys face is all over the picture, it’s my guess we’ll know his name rank and serial number before the day is out.
If we don’t you can bet it’s fake. After all nobodies ever faked a video or pictures before. Absolutely Perfect (AP) ring any bells.
Here’s my take on it: who cares? It’s a dog. In a war zone. The terrorists have been strapping explosives to them, stuffing bombs inside dog carcasses, and generally putting IEDs in places that sixth graders love to use as punch lines.
If I were a commander in Iraq or Afghanistan, I would give standing orders to shoot any stray or dead dogs, just to make sure they blew up safely. But then, I couldn’t fight a PC war.
I’m with Socrates. I can’t believe Marine Corps public affairs came out and condemned this. I would have left it completely alone. It’s a dog for crying out loud.
That guy in th vidio doznt smell like a reel Marine!
Grrrr…….
Couldn’t we just send Glenn Reynolds over there and save our troops the trouble?
I’m sure you’ll all agree the ONLY logical and fair course of action is to call off the whole war and punish the ENTIRE military for the actions of a couple of jackasses.
Forget the whole “is it real or is it fake” thing. It’s not the nature of the evidence, it’s the seriousness of the charge that matters!
oh yeah, and introduce 10 weeks of sensitivity training into the basic training curriculum.
We need to send Chomps out to get to the bottom of this!
Well, at least he didn’t use a pitchfork on the fake puppy. That imagery would have been over the top. (But he should have used a cat.)
Nobody gave two shits when Cave Troll ate a live puppy after withdrawing from the presidential race, but toss one off a cliff and all hell breaks loose.
Luckily for all those involved, if anything happens to these Marines it’s all internal UCMJ action. If I was the company commander of these morons here is how I would deal with this if it turns out to be real.
Publicly: Find this Corporal. Make him give a public statement apologizing for disgracing himself, his unit, and the Corps. Then under the radar transfer him to another unit somewhere else where he is never heard from again.
Privately: Punch this guy in the mouth for not being motivated enough to find a terrorist to beat up on, and settling on something that can’t give a real challenge to a Marine.
-Kick the idiot in the balls who was stupid enough to think they should record this.
-Have the moron who posted this on YouTube “Walk the Line” with his entire Company. What the hell was that guy thinking?
Truth is, Iraq has millions of homeless dogs roaming the street. There is no Iraqi Humane Society to keep the population in check. Almost all are feral, rabid, or injured. These dogs will attack children. Most units will put down dogs if they come across one that is either injured severely, or appears to be rabid. BUT THEY DO IT HUMAINLY!!! This guy (If it is real) obviously had too much time on his hands.
He was trying to protect the puppy from the Puppy Blender.
He just got overzealous.
So, Michael Vick is serving out his prison sentence in Iraq?
I have a title for the Morgan Freeman narrated video: Frog March Of The Pengins
Leave the penguins alone. NO WAR FOR ICE!!! NO WAR FOR IIIIIICCCEE!!!!
Seriously, it’s a dog (if it was indeed real) that won’t be someone’s lapdog or companion. I can’t believe that some people get so worked up about something like this while sending their own kids to public school.
Talk about tossing life over a cliff.
Let’s go to Antartica! We can toss penquins! Melt precious ice and club baby seals! And sarcasm man can blow some seals! Excellent!
This one time in Iraq, I was on patrol in a dry riverbed and came a cross a decaying horse. The thing couldn’t have been dead for more than a day. I picked up the nearest thing that resembled a rod. I struck the rear end of the carcass hard. After some consideration I struck it again. I dropped the rod and retuned to the patrol.
Why did I do this? Do you know anyone who really has “Beaten a dead horse”. I have. People use this line to show something is pointless. Let me tell you. I was instantly gratified knowing that I am the only person I know who has actually “Beaten a Dead Horse, so it was not as pointless as one would assume. So when some one tells you that this is like beating a dead horse. Stop them, because it most certainly not.
This one other time in Iraq, I was on patrol in a dry riverbed and came a cross a still smoldering hookah. The thing couldn’t have been smoldering for more than a a few minutes . I picked up the mouthpiece ,took a long puff, bent over and placing my head between my legs and blew the smoke up my ass. Then just to show off and demonstrate my superior rectal control I proceeded to blow eight or ten perfect smoke rings of varying diameters.
Why did I do this? Do you know anyone who really has “Blown smoke up an ass”?. I have. People use this line to describe being lied to or bullshitted. Let me tell you. I was instantly gratified knowing that I am the only person I know who has actually “Blown smoke up an ass”, so it was not as pointless as one would assume. So when someone tells you to stop blowing smoke up their ass just tell them you most certainly ARE NOT.
Sorry for my grammar errors, Not Jimmy. I think I saw that video on http://www.suddsysailor.com.
uh that was so fake. the puppy didn’t move a muscle and the barking was edited in. think about it
What was “absolutely perfect”? And I wish this was real, for the reasons outlined above, but it’s actually pretty fake
It’s time to fight back against the real enemy: Flightless Birds.
Well, at least they might get shot. Though that’s not nearly as satisfying as the idea of bringing back the catapult and using 3 human pieces of amunition.
For the record, this is much worse than Abu Grahib. They should throw terrorists off cliffs and make puppies strip naked. It’s all backwards.