I was thinking of a good strategy for President McCain. Anytime he needs to get something passed that the liberals will be in big opposition to (like anything useful for the war), he just needs to have Palin come out and give a televised speech. It can even just be here waving and saying, “Hi!” The left-wing nuts will all shriek and scream and fling poo in reaction and completely forget about whatever McCain is doing.
She doesn’t have to give a speech. All President McCain will have to do is say “If you hippies don’t pass this bill, I will resign and then you can deal with President Palin.”
I understand that when Palin takes over as the president of the Senate, she will use a pearl handled .45 revolver in lieu of a gavel.
If she could do the interview live while she’s out hunting for moose, I bet we could get some Social Security reform passed. I bet we could get a Line-Item Veto installed if she finishes the moose point blank with a 357. Bonus points if she quotes Pulp Fiction.
#2 – Posted by: Burt
Only a pimp in a New Orleans whorehouse or a tin-horn gambler would carry a pearl-handled pistol! The Alaska govenor is too much of a lady for that kind of fiddle faddle.
Gen Patton:
Fiddle Faddle? Have you no family pride? Surely you know that your dad, George S. Sr., gained some notoriety for packing exactly such a sidearm around Europe.
Palin knows nothing about fiscal policy.
I think it would shake Congress up if Palin walked in all bloody, dragging a half-gutted moose carcass with a carving knife in her teeth and told them all to shut the f*** up and pass conservative legislation or they’re next.
I know Fred! would approve. So would I.
Mmmmm. Fiddle Faddle. Sounds delicious. I’d love a big bowl of it right now, while I sit back and watch the libs collapse in a confused, writhing, self-loathing heap. I always imagined that the resulting dust-cloud would smell vaguely of mothballs and patchouli…
Sorry. Daydreaming again.
Palin just needs to demonstrate to the liberals what happens to the moose once she shoots it. Guess where you start with a bull moose.
#5 – Burt, Sorry, but I read that the general’s pistols were Ivory handled, not pearl.
That line paraphrased by #4 was actually said by the general in reply to a reporter who mistakenly referred to his guns as ‘pearl handled’. FYI
I’d like to see Palin completely turned loose. #9, she could start with the Democrat “anus” (Harry Reid) and work up to the head (Howard Dean). Some short courses on field dressing Democrat idiots would be good along with shooting basics. I need constant refreshing.
//Palin knows nothing about fiscal policy.
#6 – Posted by: ManwithGreatAbs//
I dare say she, as a mom, former mayor and present governor knows more about fiscal policy than Osamabama will ever know.
Zing!
What you need is the Zoo Vet strategy. You see all primates need CDC health checks twice a year. So the chimps don’t like the sight of the man in the white coat and sight of him sends them into a flinging frenzy. So just for fun he follows some obnoxious people to the chimp exhibit. There he stands behind unsuspecting idiots and waves at the chimps. Of course he knows when to duck.