My theory is that lefties just are too full of themselves to really be funny. They think they are funny, and occasionally do something like that.
The differeence is that righties generally do not see government as the font of all that is good and holy in the universe. So we can be self deprecating.
They can say — “Look at Pallin, she KILLS animals the rube” — ha ha
And we say “cool!”
DailyKos = best site on the Internet. Your envy is screamingly obvious. You can dream jealous loser but you will never be as cool as Markos Moulitsas!! Haha you are a jealous pooface plus your vp person is dumb as rocks and can’t answer easy questions about Bush Doctrine and whatnot. She can has stupidity.
For Obama, I’d say Louie, one of Fat Tony’s crew, would be the best match (despite race). You might say that he is a bad choice, given that he has never been featured in any episode and people don’t really have a good sense of who he is. So there you are.
Once Obama chooses a running mate, I’ll try to match that person too. It seems like he should have done that by now, doesn’t it?
Sorry this doesn’t relate to the post, but sh happens, so they say.
While watching some kind of 20/20(edit- 48 hours mystery on CBS) investigation style show about someone who got killed in ALASKA. This was no doubt Palin’s fault, she probably was the murderer, but now we know that there is, in fact, some crime in Alaska: sorry puff… p…. whatever the hell your name is. Anyway, while kind of watching this show, I saw an ad by Mr. Obama. In it, he says “Change is more than a slogan”. Really? Or do you mean-
“change is ‘our’ slogan you slogan stealing bastards, and it means nothing now, because you are just copying me, and i know you are but what am I…neeneer neener neener you are a weiner…”
The above, of course, is a valid and effective negotiating technique which will be employed by obama immediately upon his inauguration- against such meanies as AchmedinJihad and and Mr. and Mz. Jooooooo Hater McTerrorist (see that? I added Mc in the front, and suddenly terrorists seem bad!!). And they will immediately see that Obama is like Jesus- and therefore love him and love everyone who voted for him, just as they love Jesus. Joooos and islamic terrorists love Jesus, right?
I’m taken aback by the notion that something genuinely amusing emanated from DK… what’s next, wittiness on HuffPo? A Moore film that cites reality?? Barack Obama doing something work-related?!?
#11 – Black helicopter,
Instead of,
“Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor!”,
why not,
Moses was a community organizer, Pharaoh was a governor!”
or even,
“Muhammad was a community organizer, AND a governor!”
Obie would like to be compared to Moses.
Moses had it pretty easy compared to Jesus.
Jesus had to go to hell and back (literally) in order to win.
Moses just had to wave a stick where God told him and stuff got done.
Pontius Pilate had it pretty easy compared to Pharaoh.
Pilate finished his term as governor, moved back to Rome and lived comfortably on his civil service pension.
(tradition says he might even have become a christian before he died – which means he found the answer to his famous question, “What is truth?”)
Pharaoh and his armed forces ended up on the bottom of the Red Sea, and his country became a wasted, decimated, scorched and poisoned waste-land for generations (kind of like Us after 4 years of an ObamaBiden administration).
Muhammad?
Even the Kos isn’t crazy enough to incite the Islamic world to ‘do a Denmark’ on their Arses by comparing O to Muhammad!
(No offense meant here either, mind you!)
Jews, Christians and Muslims all venerate Moses, but using him or Muhammad in a campaign slogan would be no more offensive than what they said about Jesus.
It told us a lot about them and nothing about Gov. Palin, who I assume was the target of their foolish outburst!
(sorry this is so long, but I’ve been stewing about it for days.)
It’s IMAO, a blog for inbred homeschooled moron. Don’t worry about things so much you ignorant fools. Shut up and let the intelligent people take care of things.
Today I’m with MarkPHD (isn’t the h supposed to be lower case?). We should stop trying to think for ourselves and let people who spend their entire lives studying do the thinking for us. Why should I trust my own real life experience when instead I can trust someone who wrote his thesis on life experience.
Remember, all the animals are equal, it’s just that the pigs are more equal, and should do the thinking for us. I’ll go back to mowing lawns now. Thanks for straightening me out.
P.S. It’s Sunday and MarkPHD reminds me of a Bible verse “Ever learning, and never able to come to knowledge of the truth”. 2 Timothy 3:7
I’m with Stuppid – you just gave away how incredibly jealous you are of an accomplished person like MarkPHD. You must not have done much with your life thus far. Sounds like you might be a loser.
“If we were as apoplectic as those freaks, we’d…”
…write nonsensical paragraphs of 2000 words full of dangling prepositional phrases and participles.
…go on TV with a perpetual shit-eating grin and make stuff up.
…give new meaning to the word ‘dweeb.’
…simultaneously get mad, wet our pants and soil them without skipping a beat.
…constantly delete stuff from our website for fear of litigation.
…give the appearance of someone who would shreak at seeing mice.
(The list is long…)
//Jesus had sex and babies. Those f****ers at the catholic church is lying. There is a huge coverup. The bible is false!!!//
“Those…….. at the Catholic Church ARE lying” another proud graduate of our fine educational system. Do you have a tee-shirt that says “I are smart.”
So you know this for a fact. You were there, were you? Guess that makes you a “spirit” and since you’re endeavoring to persuade others not to believe in Christ that makes you an Anti-Christ, whose master is …… well, you know.
Good to see he hasn’t traded up on his minions. Still the same caliber of morons.
It’s true!
Jesus Gonzalez had sex with his wife, Lupe, many times and they have 5 kids together.
However, I’m unaware of any attempt by the Catholic Church to cover this up, or what it has to do with the validity of the Bible.
#15, #16, #17,
“Love never ends; as for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will pass away.”
1Cor 13:8
Oh I don’t know, spending time commenting on a blog where the only people who agree with you are drooling, distracted, desiccated, distraught, demoncrats trolls doesn’t sound too productive. Unimpressed I am unastonished.
Trolls=Aggravation Whores
Trolls=Aggravation Whores
– better than being an actual whore like Piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy palin. Good thing she is political toast after she loses this election for the repubbuttlickers.
I though Palin was brilliant in this clip from the interview with Charles Gibson. No, I’m kidding. The woman acts like a hyena. I think she’s on drugs like a lot of the women on this stupid blog probably are. Most American woman are smart and will see through Palin.
Wow!
PalinHatesAmerica/Slaswear/CindyMiller pulls off the triple-troll post.
It’s like Tinkers to Evers to Chance, but with brain damage and adult diapers.
This is an unusual blog. It seems this blog’s trolls are far more intelligent and informed than the blog’s regulars. Interesting!
Now excuse me while I eat a big heaping bowl of my own feces. I’m a professor!
We’re with you 4 of 7. You always know where to go.
For my valiant and honorable IMAO friends (who, if you’re like me, may be feeling a bit battle weary)…..
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled or afraid. John 14:27
who, if you’re like me, may be feeling a bit battle weary)…..
With that coterie of nitwits above? (or is it just one nitwit? I’m thinking not, they didn’t praise each other enough, the way most sockpuppets act).
Laugh weary maybe, battle weary?
When your idea of PHD(sic) level of “debate” is Don’t worry about things so much you ignorant fools. Shut up and let the intelligent people take care of things. I’m gonna have to assume that the Ph.D they’re talking about is the one their Dr. has in abnormal psychology.
I’m thinking you should do more troll-bait like this in the future, Frank. The cloud of near-nonsense this kicked up is nearly as amusing as the pic you grabbed, and you didn’t actually have to do much work. Not much work, lots of amusing KosKidz to watch (in awe).
For a while there, I actually thought some of our regulars were doing a KosKidz parody, until the fervor finally sank in.
Really amazing. Do it again!
#26, #27, #28,
“When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child; when I became a man, I gave up childish ways.”
1Cor 13:11
#32 – Sulamie, Amen!
//I though Palin was brilliant in this clip…//
You know I feel like the dang gum grammar police. If you’re going to make statement like this people, PROOF READ.
Why is it trolls don’t know how to spell, use spell check, write, construct a coherent sentence or use logic in a argument? I thought we right wing fanatics, clinging to our Guns, and our God, trailer park trash, rubes were the uneducated ones.
Go Figure
I know this is going to cause all sorts of hate and discontent but….which party is it that believes kindergardeners should be taught how to have sex. Which group thinks teenagers should be given condoms and which group feels that it is no ones business who the president is having sex with in the Oval Office because “it’s just sex and nobodies business”.
These people are calling Palin a whore? Obviously they don’t understand the definition of the word.
Seanmahair I thought the same thing! In fact, how is it that Ssrah Palin is a “whore”? She has been with the same man since high school! They just hate her because she loves God and is in the small minority of women who kept their down syndrome baby (10%). Everything about her is the opposite of their world view. Everything about her points to their wickedness, and they don’t take kindly to that!
Well i heard Sarah Palin was gonna burn the internet. And that she was a marine corp sniper in world war I. But she would only shoot babies and diseased children and crossdressers. Then its a fact that Mccain wants to enslave all the black actresses that totally look like dudes. We liberials just want to cover the polar bears with solar panels why not i ask you? And god didnt make cows because they are tasty on a kaiser bun smothered in cheddar cheese and barbeuque sauce. He created them to walk around all day emitting greenhouse gases like methane from they’re asses.
We should put windmills on them and train them to be journalists.
Exactly, #42. They hate her because she’s a woman who proves a woman can excel at being a faithful wife, managing a loving family, a doing a top-level executive job, and look gorgeous doing so…but just happens to be Conservative. If she were a Radical Liberal, they’d put her up on Obama’s pedestal.
Proof that it’s not A Woman in power that Feminists want, it’s a Liberal Woman in power that Feminists want. cows … on a kaiser bun smothered in cheddar cheese and barbeuque sauce
Mmmmm, I’m getting hungry. I’ll bring the potato salad and Diet Dr Pepper.
Do you really think the Kos could manage a serious threat against Palin? There would be a mountain of dead hippies.
My theory is that lefties just are too full of themselves to really be funny. They think they are funny, and occasionally do something like that.
The differeence is that righties generally do not see government as the font of all that is good and holy in the universe. So we can be self deprecating.
They can say — “Look at Pallin, she KILLS animals the rube” — ha ha
And we say “cool!”
That is pretty good.
Cadet Happy should make one for Obama/Biden: I’m thinking Token from South Park and the old perv from Family Guy.
DailyKos = best site on the Internet. Your envy is screamingly obvious. You can dream jealous loser but you will never be as cool as Markos Moulitsas!! Haha you are a jealous pooface plus your vp person is dumb as rocks and can’t answer easy questions about Bush Doctrine and whatnot. She can has stupidity.
Token and the schoolteacher from southpark.
The teacher’s not as old, but he’s creepy like joe bidet.
I think Ollie Williams from Family Guy would work, too.
I thought it was funny and I laughed, if it was turned around they would be screaming racists!
For Obama, I’d say Louie, one of Fat Tony’s crew, would be the best match (despite race). You might say that he is a bad choice, given that he has never been featured in any episode and people don’t really have a good sense of who he is. So there you are.
Once Obama chooses a running mate, I’ll try to match that person too. It seems like he should have done that by now, doesn’t it?
Oh! Dr. Nick! That guy always seemed really popular, despite the fact that he was awful at his job and had no credentials.
Isn’t Maude dead? I think this is a veiled threat on the life of our future VP.
Sorry this doesn’t relate to the post, but sh happens, so they say.
While watching some kind of 20/20(edit- 48 hours mystery on CBS) investigation style show about someone who got killed in ALASKA. This was no doubt Palin’s fault, she probably was the murderer, but now we know that there is, in fact, some crime in Alaska: sorry puff… p…. whatever the hell your name is. Anyway, while kind of watching this show, I saw an ad by Mr. Obama. In it, he says “Change is more than a slogan”. Really? Or do you mean-
“change is ‘our’ slogan you slogan stealing bastards, and it means nothing now, because you are just copying me, and i know you are but what am I…neeneer neener neener you are a weiner…”
The above, of course, is a valid and effective negotiating technique which will be employed by obama immediately upon his inauguration- against such meanies as AchmedinJihad and and Mr. and Mz. Jooooooo Hater McTerrorist (see that? I added Mc in the front, and suddenly terrorists seem bad!!). And they will immediately see that Obama is like Jesus- and therefore love him and love everyone who voted for him, just as they love Jesus. Joooos and islamic terrorists love Jesus, right?
#4,
“it is not arrogant or rude. Love does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful;”
1Cor 13:5
I’m taken aback by the notion that something genuinely amusing emanated from DK… what’s next, wittiness on HuffPo? A Moore film that cites reality?? Barack Obama doing something work-related?!?
#11 – Black helicopter,
Instead of,
“Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor!”,
why not,
Moses was a community organizer, Pharaoh was a governor!”
or even,
“Muhammad was a community organizer, AND a governor!”
Obie would like to be compared to Moses.
Moses had it pretty easy compared to Jesus.
Jesus had to go to hell and back (literally) in order to win.
Moses just had to wave a stick where God told him and stuff got done.
Pontius Pilate had it pretty easy compared to Pharaoh.
Pilate finished his term as governor, moved back to Rome and lived comfortably on his civil service pension.
(tradition says he might even have become a christian before he died – which means he found the answer to his famous question, “What is truth?”)
Pharaoh and his armed forces ended up on the bottom of the Red Sea, and his country became a wasted, decimated, scorched and poisoned waste-land for generations (kind of like Us after 4 years of an ObamaBiden administration).
Muhammad?
Even the Kos isn’t crazy enough to incite the Islamic world to ‘do a Denmark’ on their Arses by comparing O to Muhammad!
(No offense meant here either, mind you!)
Jews, Christians and Muslims all venerate Moses, but using him or Muhammad in a campaign slogan would be no more offensive than what they said about Jesus.
It told us a lot about them and nothing about Gov. Palin, who I assume was the target of their foolish outburst!
(sorry this is so long, but I’ve been stewing about it for days.)
Jesus had sex and babies. Those f****ers at the catholic church is lying. There is a huge coverup. The bible is false!!!
It’s IMAO, a blog for inbred homeschooled moron. Don’t worry about things so much you ignorant fools. Shut up and let the intelligent people take care of things.
Markos is a genius. You are just making fun of him because you feel so inferior. Too bad for you – it isn’t fun to be the blogosphere’s biggest loser.
By the way McCain doesn’t even know how to use a PC – how stupid is that?
Today I’m with MarkPHD (isn’t the h supposed to be lower case?). We should stop trying to think for ourselves and let people who spend their entire lives studying do the thinking for us. Why should I trust my own real life experience when instead I can trust someone who wrote his thesis on life experience.
Remember, all the animals are equal, it’s just that the pigs are more equal, and should do the thinking for us. I’ll go back to mowing lawns now. Thanks for straightening me out.
P.S. It’s Sunday and MarkPHD reminds me of a Bible verse “Ever learning, and never able to come to knowledge of the truth”. 2 Timothy 3:7
I’m with Stuppid – you just gave away how incredibly jealous you are of an accomplished person like MarkPHD. You must not have done much with your life thus far. Sounds like you might be a loser.
“If we were as apoplectic as those freaks, we’d…”
…write nonsensical paragraphs of 2000 words full of dangling prepositional phrases and participles.
…go on TV with a perpetual shit-eating grin and make stuff up.
…give new meaning to the word ‘dweeb.’
…simultaneously get mad, wet our pants and soil them without skipping a beat.
…constantly delete stuff from our website for fear of litigation.
…give the appearance of someone who would shreak at seeing mice.
(The list is long…)
//Jesus had sex and babies. Those f****ers at the catholic church is lying. There is a huge coverup. The bible is false!!!//
“Those…….. at the Catholic Church ARE lying” another proud graduate of our fine educational system. Do you have a tee-shirt that says “I are smart.”
So you know this for a fact. You were there, were you? Guess that makes you a “spirit” and since you’re endeavoring to persuade others not to believe in Christ that makes you an Anti-Christ, whose master is …… well, you know.
Good to see he hasn’t traded up on his minions. Still the same caliber of morons.
It’s true!
Jesus Gonzalez had sex with his wife, Lupe, many times and they have 5 kids together.
However, I’m unaware of any attempt by the Catholic Church to cover this up, or what it has to do with the validity of the Bible.
#15, #16, #17,
“Love never ends; as for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will pass away.”
1Cor 13:8
Oh I don’t know, spending time commenting on a blog where the only people who agree with you are drooling, distracted, desiccated, distraught, demoncrats trolls doesn’t sound too productive. Unimpressed I am unastonished.
Trolls=Aggravation Whores
Trolls=Aggravation Whores
– better than being an actual whore like Piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy palin. Good thing she is political toast after she loses this election for the repubbuttlickers.
Trolls=Aggravation Whores
Palin=Actual Whore
I though Palin was brilliant in this clip from the interview with Charles Gibson. No, I’m kidding. The woman acts like a hyena. I think she’s on drugs like a lot of the women on this stupid blog probably are. Most American woman are smart and will see through Palin.
Wow!
PalinHatesAmerica/Slaswear/CindyMiller pulls off the triple-troll post.
It’s like Tinkers to Evers to Chance, but with brain damage and adult diapers.
Squatch-
That’s the best analogy I’ve read in a long time.
ROFL.
This is an unusual blog. It seems this blog’s trolls are far more intelligent and informed than the blog’s regulars. Interesting!
Now excuse me while I eat a big heaping bowl of my own feces. I’m a professor!
We’re with you 4 of 7. You always know where to go.
For my valiant and honorable IMAO friends (who, if you’re like me, may be feeling a bit battle weary)…..
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled or afraid. John 14:27
who, if you’re like me, may be feeling a bit battle weary)…..
With that coterie of nitwits above? (or is it just one nitwit? I’m thinking not, they didn’t praise each other enough, the way most sockpuppets act).
Laugh weary maybe, battle weary?
When your idea of PHD(sic) level of “debate” is Don’t worry about things so much you ignorant fools. Shut up and let the intelligent people take care of things. I’m gonna have to assume that the Ph.D they’re talking about is the one their Dr. has in abnormal psychology.
Obama is more like Pilate. When faced with a big decision (spare Jesus or Barrabus), Pilate voted “present” by asking the crowd which one to spare.
He knows how to use one, he just chooses not to. Or, rather, the VC chose for him. He can’t type because of the injuries from his torture.
Methinks the good doctor is like unto “Seuss”.
As the Russians say: “He made the round of smithies, and came home unshod”.
I’m thinking you should do more troll-bait like this in the future, Frank. The cloud of near-nonsense this kicked up is nearly as amusing as the pic you grabbed, and you didn’t actually have to do much work. Not much work, lots of amusing KosKidz to watch (in awe).
For a while there, I actually thought some of our regulars were doing a KosKidz parody, until the fervor finally sank in.
Really amazing. Do it again!
#26, #27, #28,
“When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child; when I became a man, I gave up childish ways.”
1Cor 13:11
#32 – Sulamie, Amen!
#34 – Octcconan, “Pilate voted ‘present'”
I hadn’t thought of that, good one! A+LOL
//I though Palin was brilliant in this clip…//
You know I feel like the dang gum grammar police. If you’re going to make statement like this people, PROOF READ.
Why is it trolls don’t know how to spell, use spell check, write, construct a coherent sentence or use logic in a argument? I thought we right wing fanatics, clinging to our Guns, and our God, trailer park trash, rubes were the uneducated ones.
Go Figure
I know this is going to cause all sorts of hate and discontent but….which party is it that believes kindergardeners should be taught how to have sex. Which group thinks teenagers should be given condoms and which group feels that it is no ones business who the president is having sex with in the Oval Office because “it’s just sex and nobodies business”.
These people are calling Palin a whore? Obviously they don’t understand the definition of the word.
“what’s next, wittiness on HuffPo?”
Way to call it.
Seanmahair I thought the same thing! In fact, how is it that Ssrah Palin is a “whore”? She has been with the same man since high school! They just hate her because she loves God and is in the small minority of women who kept their down syndrome baby (10%). Everything about her is the opposite of their world view. Everything about her points to their wickedness, and they don’t take kindly to that!
Well i heard Sarah Palin was gonna burn the internet. And that she was a marine corp sniper in world war I. But she would only shoot babies and diseased children and crossdressers. Then its a fact that Mccain wants to enslave all the black actresses that totally look like dudes. We liberials just want to cover the polar bears with solar panels why not i ask you? And god didnt make cows because they are tasty on a kaiser bun smothered in cheddar cheese and barbeuque sauce. He created them to walk around all day emitting greenhouse gases like methane from they’re asses.
We should put windmills on them and train them to be journalists.
Exactly, #42. They hate her because she’s a woman who proves a woman can excel at being a faithful wife, managing a loving family, a doing a top-level executive job, and look gorgeous doing so…but just happens to be Conservative. If she were a Radical Liberal, they’d put her up on Obama’s pedestal.
Proof that it’s not A Woman in power that Feminists want, it’s a Liberal Woman in power that Feminists want.
cows … on a kaiser bun smothered in cheddar cheese and barbeuque sauce
Mmmmm, I’m getting hungry. I’ll bring the potato salad and Diet Dr Pepper.