The trolls have been swearing a lot lately, so I’ve added a swear filter. If you swear, your comment goes into moderation. If I feel it wasn’t too vulgar, I’ll later approve it whenever I get to it.
That is all.
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Good. Luckily for me I can convey my feelings without using profane language.
Imagine if the DailyKOS or DU did that. Every post would look like this:
****ing ****** *** Bush **** the ******* at Haliburton.
Though unfortunately there will be ways to bypass it and the trolls will use them.
Bugger. I rather think that there are times when the use of the profane, despite how wonderfully prolific a writer can be, expresses a point in ways just not available elsewise. But, I’ll attempt to amend my potty-mouthed ways.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are a gentleman and a scholar. You are a prince among men, a lion among warthogs, a gem, a peach and the apple of my eye.
Seriously from all of us (who strive to be above our baser natures and to put off the natural man(woman)) Bless You.
The reason I go to Ace Of Spades is to read the swear words in the post headers. They’re more inflammatory than any of the comments can be. And they make me laugh like Peter Lorre.
It just means we have to elevate our funny swearing to the next level: prose. That’s where you use really flowery words to describe something awful. It’s so creative. And the good thing is that liberal trolls suck at it. Oops.. is ‘suck’ a bad word? Ok, liberal trolls lack the necessary skills to comprehend when they’ve been pwned.
Yes, DE, the negative pressure reaches the explosive point of inverting their morphology into the equivalent of a topographical ‘Klein Bottle’, more fondly referred to as ‘cranial – rectal inversion.’ When speaking to them, all we can say is the obvious: “I see you’ve had a nice trip to Uranus.”
Can you put in a k.d. lang filter, too? Don’t chase all the trolls off, though. There are days it’s good to be reminded just what a bunch of retards monkey-brained, hippie liberals are.
But Frank, how will the trolls get through? You ought to know, liberals think with their feeeeeelings. They swear because they have strong feeeelings. I know it’s hard to comprehend, because the rest of us think in facts and logic, but troll comments are half the comedy here. Maybe you can just give us a warning by changing the troll gravatars to a “short bus”?
Good. Luckily for me I can convey my feelings without using profane language.
Imagine if the DailyKOS or DU did that. Every post would look like this:
****ing ****** *** Bush **** the ******* at Haliburton.
Though unfortunately there will be ways to bypass it and the trolls will use them.
Dangarama, Frank, it’s always sumpin. Have you tried the Precisioned Automatic MENTOS Troll Filter? (~*!BLING!*~)
If you’ve made it so I can’t post as Obamuhhh any more, I will be quite vexed and petulant!
I swear I’ll try not to do it anymore.
Perhaps rather than a “Comments” or “Discuss” button, the link to respond should be changed to a “Fling Poo” or “Throw Feces”.
Thoughts?
Bugger. I rather think that there are times when the use of the profane, despite how wonderfully prolific a writer can be, expresses a point in ways just not available elsewise. But, I’ll attempt to amend my potty-mouthed ways.
Yeeeeeaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!
Most of ’em can’t even spell rite so their curse words will get through anywhey.
*&$#@|\
Does this mean we’ll get to see Orbit gum ads now, instead of those insufferable Obamuhhh ads in the banner?
Aw Shucks!
Good call. As was said earlier, tho, they’re all products of publik edjoocashun, so they can’t spell anyway.
At what point is it a swear? Is hell a swear? How about damn?
I think I figured out who is behind all the Hate Palin/Love Mitt trolls, Kathleen Parker
(I hope that link works, if I could preview my comment I could make sure. Sorry if I break your blog).
Ah, skwerl pewps!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are a gentleman and a scholar. You are a prince among men, a lion among warthogs, a gem, a peach and the apple of my eye.
Seriously from all of us (who strive to be above our baser natures and to put off the natural man(woman)) Bless You.
The reason I go to Ace Of Spades is to read the swear words in the post headers. They’re more inflammatory than any of the comments can be. And they make me laugh like Peter Lorre.
I suppose I won’t be able to go troll-hunting as often now, and that’s probably a good thing.
Thanks, Frank!
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Chic*go
It just means we have to elevate our funny swearing to the next level: prose. That’s where you use really flowery words to describe something awful. It’s so creative. And the good thing is that liberal trolls suck at it. Oops.. is ‘suck’ a bad word? Ok, liberal trolls lack the necessary skills to comprehend when they’ve been pwned.
Thank you Frank!!!! Ditto to Seanmahair and Jimmy:)
Jimmy, you mean to say that Liberals could be described as creating massive amounts of negative pressure when trying to flower up their cursing?
I don’t like the swears so much. Better they get blocked. 🙂 I’m in favor.
Yes, DE, the negative pressure reaches the explosive point of inverting their morphology into the equivalent of a topographical ‘Klein Bottle’, more fondly referred to as ‘cranial – rectal inversion.’ When speaking to them, all we can say is the obvious: “I see you’ve had a nice trip to Uranus.”
Can you put in a k.d. lang filter, too? Don’t chase all the trolls off, though. There are days it’s good to be reminded just what a bunch of retards monkey-brained, hippie liberals are.
But Frank, how will the trolls get through? You ought to know, liberals think with their feeeeeelings. They swear because they have strong feeeelings. I know it’s hard to comprehend, because the rest of us think in facts and logic, but troll comments are half the comedy here. Maybe you can just give us a warning by changing the troll gravatars to a “short bus”?
Surely, since we are typing in our answers, we need to have clean HANDS?
I suppose I like it — though just to help you be complete, your filter is probably still a piece of merde.
You can get rid of stupid Democrat postings entirely, fine with me. People who whine about it are free to go to other websites. LOL
I love capitalism.
I’m just amused to see the ad at the top of the page is “You don’t have to sound like your parents.” Words of wisdom here, IMHO.